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Post by Dream-=Of-God=- on Jun 13, 2005 18:24:44 GMT -5
It's that time again, ladies and gents, for your favorite and most visited thread, the movie quotes! Here are the guidelines. - Keep the quotes clean, yet funny or meaningful. - Only put one quote per post and if you post 5 quotes in a row, then Peace will delete them due to :spam: .  - Have fun! So here's mine. Lengthy, I know, but worth the read. "Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't care what you think you are entitled to!" - Colonel Nathan Jessup ( A Few Good Men, 1992.) |
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Post by Peace-=Of-God=- on Jun 13, 2005 18:55:36 GMT -5
"It's a topsy-turvy world, Jane, and the problems of a couple of people probably don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans."
~ Lt. Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen), in The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
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Post by Gravity (Mike) on Jun 13, 2005 19:11:04 GMT -5
"Roads? Where we're going we dont need... Roads..."
Dr. Emmett Brown - Christopher Lloyd Back to the future 1985
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Post by honor on Jun 13, 2005 19:53:21 GMT -5
"Luke, I am your father!"
from that movie that no ones ever heard about, Star Wars
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Post by Music-=Of-God=- (Andrew) on Jun 13, 2005 20:28:50 GMT -5
I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roomate. SpaceBalls 1987
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Post by Dream-=Of-God=- on Jun 13, 2005 21:30:47 GMT -5
Must..re..sist...bah. Some people have posted, I can do it again.  "Ray, you're never going solve it. It's not a riddle because Who is on first base. That's the joke, Ray; it's comedy, but when you do it, you're not funny. You're like the comedy of Abbott and Abbott." Charlie Babbit ( Rain Man, 1988.) |
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Post by lotrsam0711 on Jun 13, 2005 22:09:22 GMT -5
"Now I don't want to kill you and you don't want to be dead!" -Mal (Silverado)
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Post by Fortress-=Of-God=- on Jun 13, 2005 22:21:49 GMT -5
"TWISTER!!!!!!!" from night of the twisters
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Post by Music-=Of-God=- (Andrew) on Jun 13, 2005 22:30:13 GMT -5
No you see that Evil will always triumph. Because good is dumb. Dark Helmet Spaceballs...again.
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Post by Fortress-=Of-God=- on Jun 13, 2005 22:33:17 GMT -5
"may the scwartz be with you" Spaceballs
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Post by Fortress-=Of-God=- on Jun 13, 2005 22:58:17 GMT -5
"As soldiers we must accept were already dead to properly preform in the field" Band Of Brothers. i lovehistory channel. i might have slightly miss quoted that
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Post by Dream-=Of-God=- on Jun 13, 2005 23:23:11 GMT -5
"Look, Doc, I spent last Tuesday watching fibers on my carpet. And the whole time I was watching my carpet, I was worrying that I, I might vomit. And the whole time, I was thinking, "I'm a grown man. I should know what goes on my head." And the more I thought about it... the more I realized that I should just blow my brains out and end it all. But then I thought, well, if I thought more about blowing my brains out... I start worrying about what that was going to do to my perfectly clean carpet. Okay, so, ah-he, that was a GOOD day, Doc. And, and I just want you to give me some pills and let me get on with my life. *twitch*" Roy Waller (Matchstick Men, 2003.)
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Post by Owl on Jun 13, 2005 23:40:51 GMT -5
"She turned me into a newt!......I got better." - Monty Python and The Holy Grail. :haha:
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Post by Gravity (Mike) on Jun 14, 2005 0:01:38 GMT -5
" I got the shakes that'll make you quake. I got the fries that will cross your eyes. I got the burgers that... will... I just got burgers. "
"Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe: ...I'll be quarterback.
Torres: Why can't I be quarterback?
Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe: [throws football] Throw me the ball.
Torres: [throws football back and misses]
Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe: That's why, now sit down. "
The Longest Yard 2005
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Post by Princess-=Of-God=- on Jun 14, 2005 7:11:17 GMT -5
"I'm your worst nightmare! An eight year old with a badge." (Devin Butler, Cop and a half)
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Post by Fortress-=Of-God=- on Jun 14, 2005 8:01:14 GMT -5
"were your worst nightmare. elfs with attitude" the santa claus
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Post by Peace-=Of-God=- on Jun 14, 2005 8:36:30 GMT -5
"What a bunch of morons. Let's flame these bozos, they're too stupid to live!"
"I knew it, I'm going home in a bag. It's always the corporal that gets blown up first."
 Corporal Pez (played by Tony Cox, voiced by Bruce Lanoil), Spaced Invaders (1990).
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Post by Flight-=Of-God=-(Randy) on Jun 14, 2005 10:03:20 GMT -5
Dr. Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?
Capt. Clarence Oveur: I can't tell.
Dr. Rumack: You can tell me, I'm a doctor.
Capt. Clarence Oveur: No, I mean, I'm just not sure.
Dr. Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?
Capt. Clarence Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.
Dr. Rumack: You can't take a guess "for another two hours"?
Capt. Clarence Oveur: No, no, no, I mean we can't land for another two hours.
(Airplane 1980)
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Post by Princess-=Of-God=- on Jun 14, 2005 10:45:37 GMT -5
And my all time favorite quote,
"Mouse trap, I wanted to play Mouse trap. You roll your dice you move yor mice and nobody gets hurt." (Bob the Tomato- The Toy That Saved Christmas)
Okay so it's from a half hour Veggietales video, not exactly a movie. But what can you expect I have a 3 year old, 8 year old, and 6 year old and they all love Veggietales.
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Post by lotrsam0711 on Jun 14, 2005 11:32:47 GMT -5
"There is no spoon." -The Matrix
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