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Post by godzagent on Mar 11, 2007 0:53:15 GMT -5
worse news: the salesman charged you double for it because you play AA
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Satirist (Ryan)
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Post by Satirist (Ryan) on Mar 11, 2007 10:13:12 GMT -5
Good news: You found an old photo album proving your relation to the Rockefellers
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Post by Peace-=Of-God=- on Mar 11, 2007 12:29:07 GMT -5
Bad news: turns out it wasn't the rich Rockefeller family, but the Rockyfeller family (a clan of poor hillbillies who migrated west from Kentucky to Colorado, acquiring that name after settling down there).  |
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Post by Rancher-=Of-God=- (Ryan) on Mar 12, 2007 0:36:11 GMT -5
Worse news: They live right behind me
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Post by Satirist (Ryan) on Mar 12, 2007 15:56:28 GMT -5
Good news: You got a new book to read today
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Post by Peace-=Of-God=- on Mar 12, 2007 17:13:41 GMT -5
Bad news: It's Tolstoy's War and Peace, in the original Russian.
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Post by Messanjah (Tyler) on Mar 13, 2007 13:35:55 GMT -5
Worse news: You have a 10-page paper on it, due tomorrow.
Good news: You got an extra week of vacation this year!
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Post by Anointed-=Of-God=- (David)† on Mar 13, 2007 13:40:56 GMT -5
Bad News: You got the work list from the wife that will take 2 extra weeks to complete
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Post by Zilla-=Of-God=- (Mike) on Mar 13, 2007 19:24:23 GMT -5
Worse News: which will take up all the rest of you Vacation days this year...
Good News: you finnaly got the new CD you've been drooling over for 2 months
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Satirist (Ryan)
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Post by Satirist (Ryan) on Mar 13, 2007 20:24:16 GMT -5
Bad news: Your dad sold your CD player, Boom Box, and Computer to buy an 8-track player for the car
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Post by Humbled on Mar 15, 2007 15:20:31 GMT -5
Worse News: It's your car, and he repainted it Avocado green, and replaced the Carpet with Shag Green & Gold Mix and only bought you the Soundtrack to Grease on 8-track to play in it.
Good News: You just noticed a 20$ bill in your pocket after doing laundry
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Post by InnerFire on Mar 15, 2007 15:32:40 GMT -5
Bad news: It's faded beyond use, you can barely even notice the 20 on the left corner.
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Post by Satirist (Ryan) on Mar 15, 2007 16:48:01 GMT -5
Worse news: It was just the first 20 in a clip of ruined 20s
Good news: Your wife cooked you your favorite dinner
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Post by Gar on Mar 15, 2007 18:15:33 GMT -5
Worse news: The favorite dinner my wife cooked was for her boyfriend while I was out of town!  Best news: The Holy Spirit confirmed in my heart that when I die, I'm going to heaven. ;D |
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Post by Satirist (Ryan) on Mar 15, 2007 18:45:47 GMT -5
0.0 you skipped one..but whatever lol
Bad news: uhh...youve got about 112 years left to go in life?
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Post by Rancher-=Of-God=- (Ryan) on Mar 19, 2007 23:45:01 GMT -5
Worse news: you have to spend them in a really cold desert
Good news: you like to poke badgers with spoons
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Post by Peace-=Of-God=- on Mar 20, 2007 2:23:04 GMT -5
Bad news: badgers don't like being poked with spoons.
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Post by Rapture-=Of-God=-{Mike} on Mar 20, 2007 9:21:59 GMT -5
Worst News: Badges like to poke with knives.
Good News: You managed to dodge a badgers knife attack.
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Satirist (Ryan)
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Post by Satirist (Ryan) on Mar 20, 2007 13:38:17 GMT -5
bad news: Your not ninja 1337 quick with a spoon like I am so you accidentally fell and broke your spoon
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Post by Humbled on Mar 21, 2007 6:58:12 GMT -5
Worse news: The badger chewed the spoon into a harp point before you started to fall on it
Good news: All your prayers have been answered at once
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