Eskimo
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Post by Eskimo on Mar 21, 2007 11:17:06 GMT -5
The thought.
What's heavier a pound of lead or a pound of feathers?
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Satirist (Ryan)
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Post by Satirist (Ryan) on Mar 21, 2007 11:17:38 GMT -5
Neither, its all a conspiracy put into place by Jessica Alba, AKA Momma Death, AKA Apple Terinte, AKA Alan Greenspan.
The difference between man and ____ is ____________
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Post by Peace-=Of-God=- on Mar 21, 2007 11:20:11 GMT -5
The difference between man and badgers is who holds the spoon. How come the "Help Desk" never really gives you any help?
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Humbled
Former Clan Member
"In God I trust..."
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Post by Humbled on Mar 21, 2007 11:31:35 GMT -5
Because there are some that will always be Beyond help
how come it always hurts more when someone says it's for your own good?
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Post by Peace-=Of-God=- on Mar 21, 2007 12:34:03 GMT -5
Because the tree is in the side yard.
Why does "new and improved" usually seem to be the same as the "old and unimproved"?
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Humbled
Former Clan Member
"In God I trust..."
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Post by Humbled on Mar 21, 2007 12:41:29 GMT -5
Because Change should be in your pocket
Did Jesus invent the saying "Walk a mile in these shoes?"
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Goodness
Former Clan Member
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Post by Goodness on Sept 30, 2007 18:05:17 GMT -5
No the army did Why all they can talk about is the weather ?
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Post by Peace-=Of-God=- on Sept 30, 2007 22:45:54 GMT -5
Because they're all too shocked by my Buffalo Bills finally winning a game today to talk about football!
Why do people keep animal crackers in cupboards instead of in zoos?
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Post by Dream-=Of-God=- on Oct 1, 2007 3:32:52 GMT -5
Because they can't get along with the animal cookies.
Why did Coca-Cola choose red and white as colors for their can?
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