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Post by Peace-=Of-God=- on Oct 20, 2006 13:39:53 GMT -5
"Lasagna's not a dish, windbag. It's a way of life, a state of being. Man's one perfect achievement.
What did the Indians serve to the Pilgrims? Lasagna. What did Marie Antoinette scream to the rabble? 'Let them eat lasagna.' What did Neil Armstrong say when he landed on the moon? 'That's one small slice of lasagna.'
It's not a dish. It's the stuff of dreams. It's the food of the gods. It's what's for lunch."
~ Garfield (voiced by Bill Murray), Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties (2006)
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Post by Dancer-=Of-God=- on Oct 20, 2006 15:59:28 GMT -5
"It's not important how many people I've killed. What's important is how I get along with the people who are still alive."
. . . .
"I'm telling you this like a friend because if you mess this up - I would hate to... I would really hate to have to kill you. I would hate it more than mayonnaise. You know how much I hate mayonnaise."
by Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski played by Bruce Willis - The Whole Nine Yards
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Post by Dream-=Of-God=- on Oct 20, 2006 17:06:47 GMT -5
"If you don't have anything mildly interesting to say, then shut up! I'm drowning here, and you're describing the water!" ~ Melvin Udall (Jack Nicholson)
As Good As It Gets, 1997
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Post by ].[-ELn00b on Oct 20, 2006 18:34:59 GMT -5
"Uh, this is the ugliest hat i ever saw. I bet if you buy this hat you get a free bowl of soup huh?" -looks at Judge- "Oh but it looks good on you though" Rodney Dangerfield
"Spalding get dressed you playing golf today. No I'm not I'm playing tennis. You are playing golf and your going to like it. What about my Asthma?? Oh I'll give ya Asthma." Ted knight ^^none other then the Caddyshack
"Well, Mr. Humanitarian is also a quail hunter. They are overpopulated in this area and they are decimating the grub worm population. You got a problem with that??" Vince Vaughn and Rachel McAdams' "boyfriend" in the movie ^^Wedding Crashers
"Prepare ship for light speed! No no no light speed is to slow. Light speed to slow? Yes, we will have to go to... Ludacris Speed. (gasps) Ludacris speed, sir, we have never gone that fast before, i dont think this ship can take it. Whats the matter Colonel Sanders...Chicken???" Between Lord Helmet and Colonel Sanders ^^Mel Brooks' Spaceballs
I have many more but cannot remember at the moment pretty much all i watch are classics
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Solace (Sean)
Retired Clan Member
RETIRED FROM AA as Solace-=Of-God=-
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Post by Solace (Sean) on Oct 20, 2006 21:51:28 GMT -5
Ron Burgundy: "Veronica and I are going to get married on top of a mountain, and there will be flutes playing and trombones and garlends of beautiful flowers. Then our children will form a family band and we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited!"
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Zack Bradley: "Hey grandma, don't you think you should stop relying on contest to make money?" Grandma: "Oh, right, like I should take financial advice from you." Zack: "Oh, 1 to nothing: grandma."
Employee of the Month
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Post by Dream-=Of-God=- on Oct 24, 2006 13:41:35 GMT -5
Randal Graves: And two, to make a point: title does not dictate behavior. If title dictated my behavior, as a clerk serving the public, I wouldn't be allowed to spit a mouthful of water at that guy. But I did, so my point is that people dictate their own behavior. Hence, even though I'm a clerk in this video store, I choose to go rent videos at Big Choice. Agreed?
[Dante gives Randal his car keys]
Dante Hicks: You're a danger to both the dead and the living.
Randal Graves: I like to think I'm a master of my own destiny.
Dante Hicks: Please, get outta here.
Randal Graves: Oh, come on. You know I'm your hero.
Clerks., 1994
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Post by stat1c on Oct 31, 2006 20:41:41 GMT -5
I came hear late so i dont know what was already said,
"We are the nights who say nee" (monty python and the holy grail)
"Grandma was slow but she was old," (AA lol)
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Post by Dream-=Of-God=- on Oct 31, 2006 23:23:49 GMT -5
Woody: Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy.
Buzz: Toy?
Woody: T-O-Y, toy.
Buzz: Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is "space ranger".
Woody: The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there are preschool toys present.
Toy Story, 1995
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Post by csrctmusicojesus on Nov 7, 2006 1:16:09 GMT -5
ummmm... "Run, Forrest, Run!!" Forrest Gump hehehe xP
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Post by Dream-=Of-God=- on Jul 8, 2007 20:39:00 GMT -5
Hmmm...dug up this old thread. I'm not sure how Jeff feels about reviving old threads, but since new movies have come out since the last post made on this, I figured we could give this thread one more run.
Mickey: Ah, save your breath for cooling your porridge. Now, look...
[starts talking incoherently]
Mickey: Right. And she's terribly partial to the periwinkle blue, boss. Have I made myself clear, lads?
Turkish: Yeah, that's perfectly clear, Mickey. Just give me one minute to confer with my colleague.
[to Tommy]
Turkish: Did you understand a single word of what he just said?
Snatch., 2000.
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Post by Zilla-=Of-God=- (Mike) on Jul 9, 2007 8:14:38 GMT -5
Hacker: Ive never had somebody try to kill me before...
McClane: You get used to it
-Live Free or Die Hard
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Post by rebel on Jul 9, 2007 9:38:07 GMT -5
Bond: the second kill is always easier then the first
-Casino Royale
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Post by Phalanx-=Of-God=- (James) on Jul 9, 2007 10:32:19 GMT -5
Matt Farrel: YOU JUST SHOT DOWN A HELICOPTER WITH A CAR! John McClane: Yeah, pretty lucky shot, wasn't it?
- Live Free or Die Hard
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Post by Created-=Of-God=- (Matt) on Jul 9, 2007 11:18:10 GMT -5
"I think you'll find it's rather more than just 'in order' sir...you are now entering the most secure location in the whole of England..."
[Enormous fireball explosion behind him.]
-Johnny English
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Post by rebel on Jul 9, 2007 12:04:49 GMT -5
Ben Parker: "with great power comes great responsiblity..."
-Spiderman
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Post by Skater-=Of-God=- on Jul 9, 2007 12:12:38 GMT -5
Donkey: Whoo Shrek was that you?!?!
Shrek: Donkey if it was me, you'd be dead...
Shrek
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Post by Phalanx-=Of-God=- (James) on Jul 10, 2007 19:29:33 GMT -5
Envoy: This is blasphemy! This is madness!
Leonidas: Madness? *Looks to Gorgo*
*Gorgo approves*
Leonidas: THIS... IS... SPARTA!!! *BASH*
- 300
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Post by Dream-=Of-God=- on Jul 11, 2007 2:26:21 GMT -5
"Welcome to Tennessee - patron state of shootin' stuff."
- Mark Wahlburg in The Shooter, 2007.
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Post by rebel on Jul 13, 2007 21:06:27 GMT -5
Opie: "have you ever made a descion that you thought was right, but then you regret making it?"
-Andy Griffith Show
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Post by Dream-=Of-God=- on Jul 14, 2007 12:59:59 GMT -5
Ron Witwicky: [drives past a Porsche dealer] I've got a little surprise for you, son. Sam Witwicky: No, no, no, no! Dad! Oh, you've got to be kidding me! Ron Witwicky: Yeah, I am. You're not getting a Porsche.
Transformers, 2007.
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