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Post by Peace-=Of-God=- on Mar 6, 2007 13:22:56 GMT -5
Worse News: it fell off the hood of your car while you were bringing it home from Best Buy (your non-redneck buddy tried to tell you that you shouldn't just tie it on like a deer! ). Good News: Your insurance company will cover the damage to your car from hitting the TV.
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Post by Satirist (Ryan) on Mar 6, 2007 13:54:26 GMT -5
Bad news: You didnt buy the warranty on the TV like your wife told you to
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Post by Lantern-=Of-God=- (Adam) on Mar 6, 2007 14:32:28 GMT -5
Worse News: The TV cost more than your car is worth.
Good News: You decided to start exercising every day.
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Post by Satirist (Ryan) on Mar 6, 2007 14:34:01 GMT -5
The bad news: you decide you are only going to exercise on days that dont end in Y
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Post by Messanjah (Tyler) on Mar 7, 2007 1:43:42 GMT -5
Worse news: You turn into an immobile blob.
Good news: Your boss gave you a raise
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Post by Rancher-=Of-God=- (Ryan) on Mar 8, 2007 16:48:08 GMT -5
Bad news: You wern't being paid anything to begin with, and he doubled it
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Post by Satirist (Ryan) on Mar 8, 2007 18:12:29 GMT -5
The worse news, hes making YOU pay HIM
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Post by {CS}Col.Knight (David) on Mar 9, 2007 10:51:20 GMT -5
good news: someone dropped the best alienware computer at your house and left a note on it. saying this is for you.
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Post by Peace-=Of-God=- on Mar 9, 2007 11:00:50 GMT -5
Bad News: they dropped it from 30,000 feet (without a parachute).
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Post by Rapture-=Of-God=-{Mike} on Mar 9, 2007 11:34:27 GMT -5
worse news: It landed on your old PC and destroyed it as well. So now you have none.
Good news: Your wife leaves tomorrow for 6 days to go to Acuna Mexico on a mission trip. (Just you and the kids)
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Post by Rancher-=Of-God=- (Ryan) on Mar 9, 2007 12:08:59 GMT -5
Bad news: its just you and the kids
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Post by {CS}Col.Knight (David) on Mar 9, 2007 21:16:31 GMT -5
worse news: your wife forgot to go grocery shopping before she left.
Good News: you found a place where you can order all the groceries online
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Post by Satirist (Ryan) on Mar 9, 2007 21:22:33 GMT -5
Bad news: it takes 6 to 8 weeks for delivery
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Post by Companion (Joe) on Mar 10, 2007 11:30:39 GMT -5
Worse news: They sent the perishable food on the non-perishable food truck.
Good news: You have been discovered as a great talent, and they want to star you in movies.
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Post by Peace-=Of-God=- on Mar 10, 2007 12:58:33 GMT -5
Bad News: When you arrive in Hollywood, you find that they what they wanted you for was to be the star's stunt double while shooting a biography of Evel Knievel (but you will get more screen time than the actual star ).
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Post by Zilla-=Of-God=- (Mike) on Mar 10, 2007 14:44:20 GMT -5
Worse News: You get to spend an all expense paid trip to the Hospital for 3 weeks ;D
Good News: Your parents just got you a Car
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Post by Trammijuht (Priit) on Mar 10, 2007 16:05:09 GMT -5
Bad News: You did an Accident at night while driving the car
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Post by Satirist (Ryan) on Mar 10, 2007 16:08:30 GMT -5
Worse news: You confuse the words had and did Real worse news: The other car was your parent's brand new mercedes and your dad is coming over with a tire iron
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Post by Zilla-=Of-God=- (Mike) on Mar 10, 2007 17:19:02 GMT -5
Good News: you just got a brand new Home Theater System
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Post by Satirist (Ryan) on Mar 10, 2007 17:27:20 GMT -5
Bad news: Its the worlds smallest Home Theater System
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