Intresting Computer Errors

Champ-=Of-God=- (Eric)
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Intresting Computer Errors Jun 10, 2008 22:58:37 GMT -5

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Post by Champ-=Of-God=- (Eric) on Jun 10, 2008 22:58:37 GMT -5

E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage.

Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...

Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.....

... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!

Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.

Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic

Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

REALITY.SYS corrupted: Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q)

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...

Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!

Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.

Hit any user to continue.

My new definition of a computer:
DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors.

"Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying who shall I send, and who will go for us? Then said I, here am I, send me." Isaiah 6:8 (NIV)

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United States Army Reserve Officer Training Corp,
Gopher Battalion, University of Minnesota Twin Cities

Goodness Former Clan Member Eat Sleep Play Posts: 297	Intresting Computer Errors Jun 24, 2008 13:58:38 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Goodness on Jun 24, 2008 13:58:38 GMT -5 Access denied--nah nah na nah nah! Thats what i get wen i try to enter lower blue ,wen opfor is in the building
	"Never Argue with an idiot, they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience"

Created-=Of-God=- (Matt) Leadership Council Clan Recruitment Coordinator plg%%653699%% Posts: 1,159	Intresting Computer Errors Jun 24, 2008 17:36:03 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Created-=Of-God=- (Matt) on Jun 24, 2008 17:36:03 GMT -5 "I am BROKEN. Stop thinking you can fix me, and call a professional." Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue. This one is real.
	Last Edit: Jun 24, 2008 17:37:06 GMT -5 by Created-=Of-God=- (Matt)

Armies-=Of-God=- {Josh} Clan Veteran Member SKI soda.. Its a So. Illinois Thingplg%%575569%% Posts: 379	Intresting Computer Errors Aug 10, 2008 10:22:31 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Armies-=Of-God=- {Josh} on Aug 10, 2008 10:22:31 GMT -5 Lol that one is good
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redemption Guest	Intresting Computer Errors Aug 10, 2008 13:03:23 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by redemption on Aug 10, 2008 13:03:23 GMT -5 hahaha! that is hilarious

Skater-=Of-God=- Clan Veteran Member Are you suggesting coconuts migrate!?!?!plg%%646939%% Posts: 678	Intresting Computer Errors Aug 10, 2008 13:15:03 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Skater-=Of-God=- on Aug 10, 2008 13:15:03 GMT -5 They keyboard one actually means to hit F1 after attaching it to continue. lol

Post by Champ-=Of-God=- (Eric) on Jun 10, 2008 22:58:37 GMT -5

Post by Goodness on Jun 24, 2008 13:58:38 GMT -5

Post by Created-=Of-God=- (Matt) on Jun 24, 2008 17:36:03 GMT -5

Post by Armies-=Of-God=- {Josh} on Aug 10, 2008 10:22:31 GMT -5

Post by redemption on Aug 10, 2008 13:03:23 GMT -5

Post by Skater-=Of-God=- on Aug 10, 2008 13:15:03 GMT -5