Goodness
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Post by Goodness on Aug 25, 2008 8:33:59 GMT -5
Three guys: a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it.”I will give each of you each one wish. That’s three wishes total,” says the genie.
The Canadian says, “I’m a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada.”
With a blink of the genie’s eye, *POOF* the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, “I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews, or Americans can come into our precious state.”
Again, with a blink of the genie’s eye, *POOF* there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.
“Uncle Sam” (A former civil engineer), asks, “I’m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.”
The Genie explains, “Well, it’s about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick, and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out - it’s virtually impenetrable.”
i found it a funny one ,but he i got a wierd taste of humor
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Post by Bourne-=Of-God=- on Sept 2, 2008 16:46:02 GMT -5
And then Uncle Sam says,"Fill it up with water"?
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Post by Champ-=Of-God=- (Eric) on Sept 16, 2008 22:53:14 GMT -5
I heard this joke, but it was with two E-1's and a E-7. Also man, you missed the punch line....
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