Goodness
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Post by Goodness on May 5, 2009 10:50:06 GMT -5
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.
Andy's wife, refusing to give in to growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.
After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asks her husband, "Darling, honestly, if you didn't know me, what age would you say I am?".
Looking over her carefully, Andy replies, "Judging from your skin, twenty, your hair, eighteen and your figure, twenty-five."
"Oh, you flatterer!", she say, "That's so nice of you to say that!"
"Whoa, hold on there sweetie!", Andy interrupts. "I haven't added them up yet!"
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Post by Peace-=Of-God=- on May 5, 2009 17:55:14 GMT -5
I sure hope that Andy enjoyed his next few nights sleeping on the couch!
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Post by Armies-=Of-God=- {Josh} on May 5, 2009 18:53:47 GMT -5
That is funny thanks for sharing lol
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Key
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Post by Key on May 8, 2009 9:56:27 GMT -5
How you know my wife DannyBoy? ?? javascript:adds("%20 %20")
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Goodness
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Post by Goodness on May 8, 2009 11:47:24 GMT -5
rofl Andy
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