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Post by cangiano on Feb 7, 2005 18:01:40 GMT -5
Recieved this from a friend via e-mail, thought I'd share it.
A college professor, an avowed Atheist, was teaching his class. >He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated that there is no >God, the ___expression, "One Nation Under God", was unconstitutional, and >further, he was going to prove there is no God. Addressing the ceiling he >shouted: "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this >platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!" > >The lecture room fell silent. You could have heard a pin fall. >Ten minutes went by. Again he taunted God, saying, "Here I am, God. >I'm still waiting." > >His countdown got down to the last couple of minutes when a Marine just >released from active duty and newly registered in the class walked up to >the professor, hit him full force in the face, and sent him head over >teacups from his lofty platform. The professor was out cold! At first the >students were shocked and babbled in confusion. > >The young Marine took a seat in the front row and sat silent. The class >fell silent...waiting. > >Eventually, the professor came to, shaken. He looked at the young Marine in >the front row. When he regained his senses and could speak he yelled, >"What's the matter with you? Why did you do that?" > >" God was busy. He sent me." > >God Bless America
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Post by ghost on Feb 7, 2005 20:05:00 GMT -5
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Post by legendaryffc on Feb 8, 2005 0:13:31 GMT -5
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