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Post by Peace-=Of-God=- on Oct 20, 2004 14:35:14 GMT -5
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich. As he finishes his food, the waiter comes over with the check. The panda pulls out a revolver, shoots the waiter in the knee, puts the gun away, and heads for the door.
"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!" yells the crippled waiter. "JUST WHO DO THINK YOU ARE?"
The panda turns back and says, "Hey, man, I'm a panda -- look it up!" Then he turns again and walks out the door.
So the waiter hobbles over to the counter, grabs a dictionary, and turns to the 'P' section to read: panda - a large black-and-white Asian mammal (Ailuropoda melanoleuca); eats shoots and leaves
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Post by Princess-=Of-God=- on Oct 20, 2004 16:10:05 GMT -5
Karie
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Post by Missionary-=Of-God=- on Oct 20, 2004 17:28:41 GMT -5
rofl
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Post by Cloak on Oct 20, 2004 18:01:00 GMT -5
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Post by will on Oct 20, 2004 18:43:46 GMT -5
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Post by charlie on Oct 20, 2004 18:46:51 GMT -5
L :DL
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Post by Blessed on Oct 21, 2004 16:28:42 GMT -5
I forgot to say, that made me smile! ;D
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Post by Shield-=Of-God=- on Oct 21, 2004 18:31:18 GMT -5
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Post by honor on Oct 28, 2004 17:02:01 GMT -5
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Post by Worshiper-=Of-God=- {Hans} on Oct 29, 2004 7:51:25 GMT -5
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Light (Mike)
Retired Clan Member
RETIRED LC MEMBER RETIRED FROM AA as Light-=Of-God=-
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Post by Light (Mike) on Oct 29, 2004 12:27:23 GMT -5
That is a good one Jeff. It got me laughing.
I will have to tell this one to my wife.
Light
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Post by Blessed on Oct 29, 2004 18:04:10 GMT -5
BTW Jeff - I told this to my wife a while ago, and she has been going around telling everyone, she loved it. This is her current favorite.
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Post by sage on Oct 29, 2004 18:57:03 GMT -5
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Post by dprabon on Oct 31, 2004 15:36:45 GMT -5
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Post by Rainbow-=Of-God=- on Dec 25, 2006 17:28:27 GMT -5
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Post by Phalanx-=Of-God=- (James) on Dec 25, 2006 21:35:04 GMT -5
It's amazing the difference a comma makes...
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