InnerFire
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Post by InnerFire on Jun 23, 2006 22:32:40 GMT -5
Read Slowly - These Are Rather Clever!!
Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.
Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do.
Bernadette: The act of torching a mortgage.
Burglarize: What a crook sees with.
Counterfeiters: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
Eclipse: what an English barber does for a living.
Eyedropper: a clumsy ophthalmologist.
Heroes: what a guy in a boat does.
Paradox: two physicians.
Pharmacist: a helper on the farm.
Polarize: what penguins see with.
Primate: removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
Relief: what trees do in the spring.
Rubberneck: what you do to relax your wife.
Selfish: what the owner of a seafood store does.
Subdued ...like a guy, like, who works on one of those Attack Submarines.
XD
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Post by Champ-=Of-God=- (Eric) on Jul 4, 2006 12:04:11 GMT -5
ok, different, and some of them still don't make sences but are funny.
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Post by Shelter-=Of-God=- (Jon) on Jul 4, 2006 12:15:58 GMT -5
lol, very uhhhhh...clever (someone has alot of time on their hands)
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Post by Solace (Sean) on Jul 4, 2006 12:19:24 GMT -5
There were some good ones in there, haha.
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Post by skillshot on Jul 4, 2006 12:26:48 GMT -5
Great ones.
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Post by ForChrist-=Of-God=- on Jul 4, 2006 14:00:57 GMT -5
Very funny Nick. Good find bro. Bro Jeff a.k.a. [shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300] †_FC_†™[/glow][/shadow]
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Post by Hammer-=Of-God=- (Matt) on Jul 4, 2006 16:51:38 GMT -5
lol Eeh Clips he does Guvner!
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InnerFire
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Post by InnerFire on Jul 6, 2006 12:40:35 GMT -5
lol, very uhhhhh...clever (someone has alot of time on their hands) Yup, took a lot of time to copy and paste that. XD
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