Goodness
Former Clan Member
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Post by Goodness on Feb 20, 2007 6:02:48 GMT -5
-It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting. -A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
-If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
-Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.
-It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
-When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.
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Post by pvtjoker on Feb 20, 2007 6:24:02 GMT -5
heh great stuff. all true aswell
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Post by Rapture-=Of-God=-{Mike} on Feb 21, 2007 15:35:11 GMT -5
the ones I love is they have a fender bender in city traffic an dteh blow up like th etrucks full of C-4
Or they throw a grenade and It blows up a nearby parking lot full of vehicles.
Or how Rambo can take on the entire nation of Vietnam and escape unscathed, holding a 140 pound .50 cal on a bridge and wiping out an entire enemy encampment.
Just watch - Noone ever says goodbye when they talk on the phone.
I love the martial arts one- for sure.
They never have to reload...
They always{ToS violation}the shotgun, but a round never comes out.
They pull back the hammer on a semi-automatic double action pistol.
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Post by Trammijuht (Priit) on Feb 21, 2007 15:52:49 GMT -5
Or how Rambo can take on the entire nation of Vietnam and escape unscathed, holding a 140 pound .50 cal on a bridge and wiping out an entire enemy encampment. They never have to reload... These two are SO True Like... 10 round handgun fires 30-40 bullets and when Arnold Schwarzenegger is against 100 terrorists on a field without cover and he headshots 90% of them Priit
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