Goodness
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Mar 3, 2007 4:13:44 GMT -5
Post by Goodness on Mar 3, 2007 4:13:44 GMT -5
1) A young girl once confessed to her priest that she thought she was guilty of the sin of pride. She said, "When I look in the mirror, I think I am beautiful." The priest said, "That's not a sin, that's a mistake." 2) Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?" 3) A little boy was kneeling beside his bed with his mother and grandmother and softly saying his prayers, "Dear God, please bless Mummy and Daddy and all the family and please give me a good night's sleep." Suddenly he looked up and shouted, "And don't forget to give me a bicycle for my birthday!!" "There is no need to shout like that," said his mother. "God isn't deaf." "No," said the little boy, "but Grandma is." with a little luck senorita post some for us
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Goodness
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Mar 3, 2007 6:42:36 GMT -5
Post by Goodness on Mar 3, 2007 6:42:36 GMT -5
God's Creations :
Grandpa and granddaugher were sitting talking when she asked, "Did God make you, Grandpa?"
"Yes, God made me," the grandfather answered.
A few minutes later, the little girl asked him, "Did God make me too?"
"Yes, He did," the old man answered. For a few minutes, the little girl seemed to be studying her grandpa, as well as her own reflection in the mirror, while her grandfather wondered what was running through her mind. At last she spoke up.
"You know, Grandpa," she said, "God's doing a lot better job lately."
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Stripes (Rich)
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Mar 5, 2007 21:27:31 GMT -5
Post by Stripes (Rich) on Mar 5, 2007 21:27:31 GMT -5
LOL! Nice ones, Danny.
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May 18, 2007 18:56:28 GMT -5
Post by Senorita on May 18, 2007 18:56:28 GMT -5
lol Cruelty in those jokes... (where are you getting them )
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Aug 30, 2007 5:54:43 GMT -5
Post by =--D3ADSH0T--= on Aug 30, 2007 5:54:43 GMT -5
ahah NICE GOODNESS!!! LOL HAHAAH
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Sept 6, 2007 12:02:49 GMT -5
Post by Heir-=Of-God=- on Sept 6, 2007 12:02:49 GMT -5
LOL!
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