Post by Peace-=Of-God=- on May 3, 2007 11:02:05 GMT -5
Don't remember where I got this from (several years ago), but I just found it again today while searching for something else, and thought it was worth a chuckle or two to share here. 
10. The church bus has gun racks.
9. The church staff consists of Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor, and Socio-Pastor.
8. The Bible they use is the "Dr. Seuss Version."
7. There's an ATM in the lobby.
6. The choir wears leather robes.
5. Worship services are B.Y.O.S. -- "Bring Your Own Snake."
4. No cover charge, but communion is a two-drink minimum.
3. Karaoke Worship Time.
2. Ushers ask, "Smoking or Non-smoking?"
1. The only songs that the organist knows are “In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida” and “Do-Wah-Diddy.”
TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YOU'RE IN A BAD CHURCH
10. The church bus has gun racks.
9. The church staff consists of Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor, and Socio-Pastor.
8. The Bible they use is the "Dr. Seuss Version."
7. There's an ATM in the lobby.
6. The choir wears leather robes.
5. Worship services are B.Y.O.S. -- "Bring Your Own Snake."
4. No cover charge, but communion is a two-drink minimum.
3. Karaoke Worship Time.
2. Ushers ask, "Smoking or Non-smoking?"
1. The only songs that the organist knows are “In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida” and “Do-Wah-Diddy.”
