Senorita
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Post by Senorita on May 21, 2007 18:10:03 GMT -5
May have seen this before too... If Men Were to Rewrite "The Rules" Rule # 1 Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days. Rule # 2 If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way. Rule # 3 It is in neither your best interest nor ours to make us take those stupid Cosmo quizzes together. Rule # 4 You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done -- not both. Rule # 5 Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials or time-outs. Rule # 6 Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we. Rule # 7 When we're turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the ramp, you saying "This is our exit" is not necessary. Rule # 8 Tanks would be legal every-day vehicles. (added by request from Rancher ) Bella
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Post by Rancher-=Of-God=- (Ryan) on May 21, 2007 19:50:17 GMT -5
you forgot rule # 8 Tanks would be legal to drive
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Post by rebel on May 21, 2007 19:54:55 GMT -5
you forgot rule # 8 Tanks would be legal to drive lol--that would be my only correction! but its really funny Bella! ;D God Bless, -Hawk-
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Post by Victory-=Of-God=- Derek on May 21, 2007 21:36:57 GMT -5
nice ones -Derek
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Post by Zilla-=Of-God=- (Mike) on May 21, 2007 23:21:45 GMT -5
i especially like #1 lol
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Post by Gar on May 23, 2007 19:44:43 GMT -5
Sending this one to my girlfriend.
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Herdsman (Dave)
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Post by Herdsman (Dave) on Jun 8, 2007 16:50:25 GMT -5
Actually, I don't see anything particularly unnatural besides maybe #4, and #6. (Sorry, never really understood the asking for directions thing, though a map is usually better )
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Post by Dream-=Of-God=- on Jun 9, 2007 3:46:49 GMT -5
I'm a big fan of #2.
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