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Post by Psalmist-=Of-God=- (Mike) on Jun 26, 2007 11:49:35 GMT -5
How do you get two piccolo players to play in perfect unison? Shoot one.
What's the difference between a fiddle and a violin ? Who cares - neither one's a guitar
How do you know when the stage is level ? The drummer is drooling out of both sides of his mouth ..
Did you hear about the guitarist who was in tune ? Neither did I
Why are so many guitarists jokes one liners ? So the rest of the band can understand them
What's the definition of a minor second? Two oboists playing in perfect unison.
How do you get a guitar player off of your front porch ? Pay for the pizza.
How many guitar players does it take to cover a Stevie Ray Vaughn tune ? Evidently all of them.
What do you do if your bassist is drowning? Throw him his amp.
although actually i did have one really good joke about miscommunication between Catholics and Jews which i dont think would be innappropriate but im holding off on it
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Post by Peace-=Of-God=- on Jun 26, 2007 13:46:46 GMT -5
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Post by Splendor-=Of-God=- on Jun 26, 2007 15:01:31 GMT -5
See they were funny but then the violin one was there . I happen to play the violin -- but good jokes no the less God Bless, Colby
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Post by Champ-=Of-God=- (Eric) on Jun 26, 2007 15:36:39 GMT -5
As a Drummer, I have to say I don't like the third one, but the rest were funny.
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Post by Psalmist-=Of-God=- (Mike) on Jun 26, 2007 16:12:01 GMT -5
haha theres nothing like a drummer joke, especially because ive been one for i dont even know how long, combined with the fact that i play virtually every instrument imaginable other than piano, i love em!
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Post by Rancher-=Of-God=- (Ryan) on Jun 26, 2007 23:57:28 GMT -5
I play the fiddle and laughed really loud on that one...Great Jokes :thumbs:
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Post by Phalanx-=Of-God=- (James) on Jun 27, 2007 8:30:23 GMT -5
How many trumpet players does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five. One to do it and four to tell him how much better they could have done it.
How can you tell a saxophone player is at the door? He can't find his key.
What's the difference between a flute and an onion? No one cries when you chop up a flute.
Two tuba players are sitting in a car. Who's driving? The cops.
That's all the clean ones I can think of off the top of my head. I'll probably come up with more later. I still laugh at jokes like that, being a former band dork myself...
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Post by Champ-=Of-God=- (Eric) on Jun 28, 2007 11:12:50 GMT -5
lol, I like the tuba one. Hey there's no person better then a Band geek.
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