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Post by Princess-=Of-God=- on Jul 13, 2007 9:46:48 GMT -5
I found this overt at FW. Enjoy!!
1. If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
2. Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
3. The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
4. Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.
5. A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?
6. If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?
7. If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
8. If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?
9. Money talks. Chocolate sings.
10. Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
11.Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous? A. Because no one wants to quit.
12. If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated.
13. Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today.
That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
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Post by rebel on Jul 13, 2007 9:58:06 GMT -5
LOL karie! thats a great one! my mo laughed and laughed and laughed after reading it Shes a chocolate lover God Bless, -Hawk-
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Post by Peace-=Of-God=- on Jul 13, 2007 11:13:02 GMT -5
LOL karie! thats a great one! my mo laughed and laughed and laughed after reading it Shes a chocolate lover Your "mo"? Odd name to call one's mother, but each to his own, I guess. On the other hand, at least you spelled "Karie" correctly ... bonus points!
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Post by rebel on Jul 13, 2007 11:34:11 GMT -5
Correction *mom* i dont call my mom "mo" lol if i did i dont think i would be on the computer now..... God Bless, -Hawk-
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Post by GodzGlory-=Of-God=- on Jul 19, 2007 13:43:38 GMT -5
lol sometime I call my mom Mo or Mudder or just Mom/mother... lol what ever comes to mind frist ;D Oh and my Sister in-law likes chocolate she said these are pretty funny
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