Top Ten Excuses you can use if you get banned:

[Wrath (Dave)]

Yes, I know....very tacky, but after reading some of the Banned server appeals...I thought this was something that could help others - LOL enjoy

Please add if you hear any other good accuses

1. I thought this was playing Counter Strike!
2. I thought I was playing on official Army Server
3. I was not running with that Nade…I was jogging
4. It was just a lucky shot – 10 times in a row
5. Sorry, I didn’t mean to kill my teammate – 10 times in a row
6. I wanted to improve my fragrate
7. I wasn’t blocking the door, I was making sure no one was home
8. I wasn’t cheating…It was my little brother
9. My graphics card was messed up and made it so I could see through walls.
10. doesn’t everyone cheat?

Honorable mentions;

I was playing on my sisters-brother-second-cousins computer
You guys can’t ban me! I’m friends with the president!
My Dad plays and he cheats all the time

[Peace-=Of-God=-]

LOL -- mind if I share this with the gang over at AASA? (Except that I would call them excuses instead of accuses. ;D) Of course, they've heard them all already, I'm sure.

[Wrath (Dave)]

There Fixed it ...I need to proof read better

[Grace]

Those are good. ???Hey Dave how is Queen Creek treating you?

[Missionary-=Of-God=-]

*in deep voice* (like 'the shadow knows')

[deep voice]from the depths and shadows of the forum, its [/deep voice]



with humor that has been absent for soooooo long......

hehe
good to see a post from you buddy.... miss seeing you around but when you come back, its good

[Peace-=Of-God=-]

;D ;D

Maybe I should move this to the Server Ban Appeals board and STICKY it -- just to give them a "cut and paste" headstart.

[Armor]

LOL!!! You are the man!! Hooahh!!

[fortressesbother]

yeah LOL

[Fortress-=Of-God=-]

heres one "I didnt mean to say it"

[Peace-=Of-God=-]

Or how about this one, which I've heard so often: "I know I shouldn't swear on your server, but I just accidentally hit the key that I have bound to call someone a '**** **** **** **** ****' when they cheat and pwn me."

[charlie]

Peace-=Of-God=- said:

Or how about this one, which I've heard so often: "I know I shouldn't swear on your server, but I just accidentally hit the key that I have bound to call someone a '**** **** **** **** ****' when they cheat and pwn me."

PPL acually have binds , uhg ppl these days

[fortressesbother]

Peace-=Of-God=- said:

Or how about this one, which I've heard so often: "I know I shouldn't swear on your server, but I just accidentally hit the key that I have bound to call someone a '**** **** **** **** ****' when they cheat and pwn me."

lol...yeah...right...and I just acidentally hit my bind to PBKICK your slot number lol

[Patriot(Tim)]

Sound-=Of-God=- said:

lol...yeah...right...and I just acidentally hit my bind to PBKICK your slot number lol

Muwhahaha!!! bind 0 pb_kick (bad ppls slot numbers)

[Blessed]

you guys must have missed the best ones!

#1 - I was just repeating what He said, so you could kick him!
#2 - oops, I didn't mean to say that...... 40 times in a row
#3 - Yeah well I was just trying to make him mad so he would say that thing again and get him kicked cuz I know he was cheating, he is too good..... what, huh? Patience-=of-God=- is in your clan?
;D