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Post by Dream-=Of-God=- on Jun 28, 2005 23:20:42 GMT -5
Yes...I'm gone a week, and this thread is still going. Awesome, guys. Keep it up.
"Okay... seatbelts. Just put the little thing into the big thing and... I tell ya what. If you don't know how to fasten your seatbelt, just raise your hand and I'll have Tommy here come back there and hit you in the head with a tack hammer because you're a RETARD." Richard Hayden (Tommy Boy, 1995.)
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Post by spasticus on Jun 30, 2005 14:45:26 GMT -5
Maverick: Im gonna slow down and he'll fly right by us.
Merlin: Your gonna do whaaat???!!!!! (Top Gun)
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Post by Senorita on Jun 30, 2005 22:30:05 GMT -5
"This is a great party. Look that guy moved." (Santa Clause 2)
Bella
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Post by Senorita on Jun 30, 2005 22:32:04 GMT -5
The mother: What are you gonna do?
Creecy: I'm gonna get them. I'm gonna get them all. (Man on Fire)
Bella
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Post by Dream-=Of-God=- on Jul 1, 2005 13:52:41 GMT -5
Senorita..two in a row...I guess I'll let it slide. :haha:
"You know what Air Cavalry really means? You fly into hostile territory, outnumbered, ten thousand miles from home. Sometimes the battleground is no bigger than a football field, and if the choppers stop coming, we all get slaughtered. Now, I figure chopper pilots won't fly into Hell for strangers, so, I'm Hal Moore." Lt. Colonel Hal Moore (We Were Soldiers, 2002.)
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Post by Owl on Jul 1, 2005 19:30:26 GMT -5
Yes...I'm gone a week, and this thread is still going. Awesome, guys. Keep it up. "Okay... seatbelts. Just put the little thing into the big thing and... I tell ya what. If you don't know how to fasten your seatbelt, just raise your hand and I'll have Tommy here come back there and hit you in the head with a tack hammer because you're a RETARD." Richard Hayden ( Tommy Boy, 1995.) I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!!! Chris Farley & David Spade were the best comedy duo of ALL time! :first: ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Richard Hayden: I can practically hear you getting fatter ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tommy: Did you hear I graduated? Richard Hayden: Yeah and just a shade under a decade too, all right. Tommy: You know a lot of people go to college for seven years. Richard Hayden: I know, they're called doctors. ======================================== All From "Tommy Boy"
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Post by Fortress-=Of-God=- on Jul 1, 2005 20:45:51 GMT -5
"Note To Self: 4 Pounds of c4 might be a bit much" Bert tremors 2
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Post by Dream-=Of-God=- on Jul 1, 2005 21:50:05 GMT -5
Lol..yes..Tommy Boy is a GREAT movie. In fact, I think I'll add another quote from it.
"Tommy: Let's think about this for a sec, Ted. Why do they put a guarantee on a box? Hmm, very interesting.
Ted: I'm listening.
Tommy: Here's how I see it. A guy puts a guarantee on the box 'cause he wants you to feel all warm and toasty inside.
Ted: Yeah, makes a man feel good.
Tommy: 'Course it does. You think if you leave that box under your pillow at night, the Guarantee Fairy might come by and leave a quarter.
Ted: What's your point?
Tommy: The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy, but we're not buying it. Next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser and your daughter's knocked up, I've seen it a hundred times."
(Tommy Boy, 1995)
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Post by Psychotic_ on Jul 1, 2005 21:56:59 GMT -5
Another quote from Tommy Boy
Tommy: BEES, BEES, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE, RUN WHILE U CAN, YOUR WEAPONS ARE FUTILE AGAINST THEM!
*Tommy and Richard run around with their arms flailing and screaming*
Cop #1: Sir, just hold on. I'm Allergic to Bees
Cop#2: Me too
Cop #1: We'll come back with help, just hold on *they leave in their spquad car*
Tommy: Holy Schnikies, it worked
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Post by Owl on Jul 1, 2005 22:12:36 GMT -5
Great Ones! :first: I Love All Chris Farleys Movies though :KingOfNerds: anyways:
"Motorcycle Cop: Tell me, officer, do you have any idea how fast you were going? Mike Donnelly: Well, I got a 426 hemi here, 3/4 cams, nitro boosters, I can get 'er up to as good as 155! Never do, though, of course, unless I'm chasing a cute chick in a Ferrari! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I guess I was goin' about... 65, tops. State Trooper: SEVEN! SEVEN miles an hour! And normally, when I stop people, they pull onto the *shoulder*!" (Black Sheep 1996)
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Post by Hammer-=Of-God=- (Matt) on Jul 1, 2005 22:33:25 GMT -5
"Your reliance on gadgets really does amuse me Boff. I was once droppped into the Kalahara desert, carrying nothing more than a toothbrush and a pack of sherbert lemons and I still made it to Buhloio before Ramadan." No idea how to spell Buhloio... Johnny English Roy I can't believe no one thought of James. Kudos to you man. Whatever Kudos are...
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Post by Dream-=Of-God=- on Jul 1, 2005 23:25:52 GMT -5
"But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!" - Eric "Otter" Stratton (National Lampoon's Animal House, 1978.)
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Post by Senorita on Jul 2, 2005 11:25:58 GMT -5
Jack: How far are you willing to go for her? Will: I would die for her! Jack: Oh, good! Bella: Hooah! jk lol (Pirates of the Caribbean) Bella
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Post by Dream-=Of-God=- on Jul 2, 2005 11:39:19 GMT -5
Lol Bella. :salute:
"All of our lives, we have fought this war. Tonight I believe we can end it. Tonight is not an accident. There are no accidents. We have not come here by chance. I do not believe in chance. When I see three objectives, three captains, three ships. I do not see coincidence, I see providence. I see purpose. I believe it our fate to be here. It is our destiny. I believe this night holds for each and every one of us, the very meaning of our lives. What if I am right? What if the prophecy is true? What if tomorrow the war could be over? Isn't that worth fighting for? Isn't that worth dying for?" Morpheus (The Matrix Reloaded, 2003)
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Post by Owl on Jul 2, 2005 14:29:15 GMT -5
"Jacoby: I'm gonna teach you the meaning of pain. Elizabeth: You like pain? [hits pirate in the head with a pole] Elizabeth: Try wearing a corset." (Pirates 2003)
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Post by Dream-=Of-God=- on Jul 2, 2005 15:10:33 GMT -5
White Goodman: "Go ahead, make your jokes, Mr. Jokey... Joke-maker. But let me hit you with some knowledge. Quit now. Save yourself the embarrassment of losing with these losers in Las Vegas, La Fleur."
Peter La Fleur: "Alliteration aside, I'll take my chances in the tournament."
(Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story, 2004)
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Post by Senorita on Jul 2, 2005 15:41:19 GMT -5
Aragorn: But it is not this day! This day we fight! (Lord of the Rings Trilogy: The Return of the King)
Bella
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Post by Dream-=Of-God=- on Jul 2, 2005 17:26:42 GMT -5
You're into LOTR, Bella? Interesting.
Another one from Tommy Boy...because I'm watching it right now and eating some frozen pizza.
Tommy Callahan: "I think you're gonna be okay; they have a thin candy shell. Heh, surprised you didn't know that."
Richard Hayden: "I think your brain has a thick candy shell."
Tommy Callahan: "Yo-your brain has th-the shell..on it."
Richard Hayden: "Are you talking?"
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Post by Senorita on Jul 2, 2005 18:21:26 GMT -5
I love the books! What's so interesting about that?
Paul: *starts imitating Warren singing*
Cynthia: Now that's not funny!
Paul: Ya know, your right. It's so much funnier when he does it.
Bella
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Post by Dream-=Of-God=- on Jul 2, 2005 19:55:07 GMT -5
It's interesting because I know maybe one or two girls, besides you, that are into LOTR - that's all. All my sisters, even my dear Mother, didn't like LOTR.
"Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention? I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you to stop what you're doing... and listen.
CANNONBALL!"
Ron Burgandy (Anchorman, 2004)
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