Owl
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I'm a drummer. I can count to 4 and repeat. F.K.A Chicken That Runs Like something or something.
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Post by Owl on Jul 2, 2005 19:59:03 GMT -5
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Gravity (Mike)
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Post by Gravity (Mike) on Jul 2, 2005 19:59:33 GMT -5
"Jeff Foxworthy: [to Larry, after Larry picks at his guitar] How old are you? Larry The Cable Guy: Old enough to learn how to play this song. Bill Engvall: Wait, when is your birthday? Larry The Cable Guy: February 17th. Jeff Foxworthy: No, what year is your birthday? Larry The Cable Guy: ...Every year. Bill Engvall: [to Jeff] You asked. " Blue Collar Tour Rides Again
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Owl
Retired Clan Member
I'm a drummer. I can count to 4 and repeat. F.K.A Chicken That Runs Like something or something.
Posts: 589
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Post by Owl on Jul 2, 2005 20:07:44 GMT -5
:coolspeak: we posted at the same time :clap: ========================================
Brick Tamland: I love... carpet. [pause] Brick Tamland: I love... desk. Ron Burgundy: Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them? Brick Tamland: I love lamp. Ron Burgundy: Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it? Brick Tamland: I love lamp! I love lamp. Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)
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Post by Dream-=Of-God=- on Jul 3, 2005 12:32:39 GMT -5
"Oh no! OH NO! My twin brother has been shot! I think it was an Asian gang or something... There was this guy, he looked Asian... and he was speaking another language, I'm pretty sure it was... Asian." Sam Sweet (The Cable Guy, 1996).
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Senorita
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Post by Senorita on Jul 3, 2005 18:43:02 GMT -5
I guess I'm different then most girls. :clap: "Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!" (Star Wars: Phantom Menace) Bella
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Post by spasticus on Jul 3, 2005 19:26:58 GMT -5
"Hey Harry do you realize we are sitting on 40,000 pounds of fuel, 1 nuclear bomb, and a machine made of 270 moving parts built by the lowest bidder. Makes ya feel good doesnt it??" (Armagedon)
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Post by Dream-=Of-God=- on Jul 4, 2005 0:45:41 GMT -5
Yes, you certainly are "special" in that way. Haha. :haha: :whistle: :nyahnyah:
[Looking at Rodin's "The Thinker"]
Ellen: "Rodin never said what he was thinking."
Mickey: "You see, what I think he was thinking was, 'I can't believe it, Rodin. Three drinks and I'm nude."
(Forget Paris, 1995)
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Post by hawkins on Jul 4, 2005 1:53:19 GMT -5
hows this one
I know what your thinking punk.Did he fire six shots or only five?To tell you the truth i kinda lost track myself in all this excitement.But being this is a 44 Magnum the most powerfull handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off!You got to ask yourself a question.Do I feel lucky?Well do you punk!
This is a movie that some or all the older members seen or know of.
(Dirty Harry 1978)
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Post by ].[-ELn00b on Jul 4, 2005 12:05:22 GMT -5
Excuse me may i go to the bathroom
Of course you may
(stairs around) thank you
Dirty Rotten Scoundrals
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Post by ].[-ELn00b on Jul 4, 2005 12:09:37 GMT -5
Wayne: This is definatly the type of place i want to live in when i move out of my parents house. Wayne's world
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Post by ].[-ELn00b on Jul 4, 2005 12:18:24 GMT -5
sry i got a ton of these all i watch are movies
Dude where's my car? Where's your car dude? Duuude where's my car? Where's your car dude? Its not funny where is my car?
Dude, its a lama. No, its an ostriche. Dude, its a lama. Nooo, its an ostriche. Maybe if we stand still long enough they will get bored and walk away.
None other then Dude where's my car
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Post by Dream-=Of-God=- on Jul 4, 2005 12:43:29 GMT -5
I might only be 19, but I've seen all of Clint Eastwood's westerns and Dirty Harry movies.
Frank Ricard: "I told my wife I wouldn't drink tonight. Besides, I got a big day tomorrow. You guys have a great time."
College Student: "A big day? Doing what?"
Frank Ricard: "Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time."
(Old School, 2003)
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Post by Innovator-=Of-God=- on Jul 4, 2005 13:04:42 GMT -5
Troi: "If you're looking for my professional opinion as ship's counselor: he's nuts." Riker: "I'll be sure to note that in my log."
Star Trek: First Contact, 1996
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Senorita
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Post by Senorita on Jul 4, 2005 18:52:11 GMT -5
"I know, isn't it great!" (Jumping Ship)
Answer to Dream's comment and quote.
Bella
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Trumpet
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I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me
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Post by Trumpet on Jul 4, 2005 19:04:07 GMT -5
"For the Force is my ally, and a powerful ally it is." -Yoda, Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back :yes:
Luke: "I'm not afraid!" Yoday: "You will be, you will be." -also SW5
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Trumpet
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Post by Trumpet on Jul 4, 2005 19:11:54 GMT -5
Troi: "If you're looking for my professional opinion as ship's counselor: he's nuts." Riker: "I'll be sure to note that in my log." Star Trek: First Contact, 1996 I love that movie! Troi: "This is not the time to argue about time, we don't have the time." And BTW, Joe, i have a friend that loves lotr! shes a real big fan
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Post by Dream-=Of-God=- on Jul 4, 2005 21:43:13 GMT -5
That's nice, Dave.
"And, to answer your question, there are two reasons why I'm looking at you like this. One because it seems in a few minutes you will officially be the only survivor of this train wreck, and two, because you didn't break one bone, you don't have a scratch on you." ER Doctor talking to David Dunn, who's played by Bruce Willis (Unbreakable, 2000)
I highly recommend this movie.
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Post by Peace-=Of-God=- on Jul 5, 2005 0:08:27 GMT -5
Okay, time to add a touch of class to this thread (finally! :tongue:) ;D:
I saw The Sound of Music when I was a kid. . . . The idea of a nun ditching her habit for a guy in the military? [smiles] Nothin' wrong with that!
~ Lt. Shane Wolfe (Vin Diesel), The Pacifier (2005)
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Gravity (Mike)
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Post by Gravity (Mike) on Jul 5, 2005 1:16:57 GMT -5
"Chris Kraft: This could be the worst disaster NASA's ever faced. Gene Kranz: With all due respect, sir, I believe this is gonna be our finest hour. " Apollo 13
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Post by Dream-=Of-God=- on Jul 5, 2005 2:29:14 GMT -5
Hmm..speaking of class...I'll add a classy one myself. Perhaps Harrison Ford's best movie ever.
[While tied up, back to back, in chairs]
Dr. Jones, Sr: "I ought to tell you something."
Indy: "Don't get sentimental, Dad. Save it until we get out of here."
Dr. Jones, Sr: "The floor's on fire. See?"
Indy: "What?!"
Dr. Jones, Sr: "Aaaand the chair!"
(Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, 1989.)
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