Goodness
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Post by Goodness on May 5, 2009 10:52:43 GMT -5
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Those who live by the sword, get shot by those who don't.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog
The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
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Post by Hillbilly-=Of-God=- (Steve) on May 5, 2009 11:13:41 GMT -5
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Goodness
Former Clan Member
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Post by Goodness on Aug 7, 2009 12:54:28 GMT -5
Murphy's laws on girls ( special request for Bella ) 1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she'll always have a boyfriend to confirm that 2. The nicer she is...the quicker u will be dumped!!!!! 3. The more the makeup, worse the looks... 4. "99% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 1% would always be in your company."............ .....100% true 5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her brother. 6. If by any chance the girl you like , likes you too, she will let you know in about 10 years from now ,when you are committed.. 7. The more you ignore a girl, the more she'll want to be friends with you. 8. Theory of relativity.. .... The more u run towards a hot chick....the more she goes away from u... 9. Rule 1: Even if you got her out alone... Just when you are about to let her know about your feelings...she will spot a long lost friend( I guess from Kumbh ka Mela) Corollary to rule 1: The more desperate you are to tell your feelings to a girl on a private chat, the more probability the long lost friend she discovered is a handsome superman, who beats you in everything 9:1 Axiom 1: The more dedicated you are to the girl, the longer it takes before things work out, but ultimately it will (somesmile for the guys) 10. The day the chick you really like comes and speaks to you will be the day when- 1. You are dressed badly2. You forgot to brush your teeth for the first time in your life3.Have a bad hair day 11. All the good girls are either nuns or married .the rest go around with u and ruin ur money,health and leave u a total wreck. 12. The more seriously u like a girl...the more seriously her dad will hate u
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