Senorita
Retired Clan Member
Retired from AA as Senorita-=Of-God=-
Official Joke teller ;-)plg%%249874%%
Posts: 402
|
Post by Senorita on Jul 10, 2009 20:18:40 GMT -5
One day three blondes were walking down the beach when they saw that something had washed up on the beach. The first blonde shouts, "Look it's a dinosaur!" The second blonde says, "No stupid. It's the Titanic. Duh." The third blonde chuckles. "You're both dumb. It's obviously a genie in a bottle." So she proceeds to pick up the bottle and rub it. Sure enough! A genie pops out! The genie streched and looks around to find the three blondes. "Normally," the genie said, "I would grant three wishes, but since there are three of you, you each get one wish." The first blonde steps forward. "Ok, I don't like being a dumb blonde so I want to be 50% smarter." The genie bobs his head and says, "Done." He turns her into a brunette. The second blonde says, "I don't like being a dumb blonde either so I want to be 100% smarter!" The genie turns her into a redhead. The last blonde ponders her wish for a moment and finally says, "I LIKE being a dumb blonde. I want to be 100% dumber." The genie turns her into a man. Bella
|
|
|
Post by Call-=Of-God=- on Jul 10, 2009 21:30:48 GMT -5
Umm... Wait a minute...
*Gets out a sheet of paper and proves you wrong -- Mathematically...*
|
|
|
Post by Titan-=Of-God=-† on Jul 10, 2009 23:08:22 GMT -5
-glare-
|
|
Senorita
Retired Clan Member
Retired from AA as Senorita-=Of-God=-
Official Joke teller ;-)plg%%249874%%
Posts: 402
|
Post by Senorita on Jul 11, 2009 21:22:43 GMT -5
lol! It's meant in the best way, I assure you...
|
|
|
Post by Champ-=Of-God=- (Eric) on Jul 15, 2009 23:17:29 GMT -5
*refuses to comment. Reason: Not being paid enough*
|
|
Goodness
Former Clan Member
Eat Sleep Play
Posts: 297
|
Post by Goodness on Aug 7, 2009 12:40:49 GMT -5
O thats a good one ;D.
Here another
Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
|
|
Senorita
Retired Clan Member
Retired from AA as Senorita-=Of-God=-
Official Joke teller ;-)plg%%249874%%
Posts: 402
|
Post by Senorita on Aug 12, 2009 10:51:12 GMT -5
Wow... lol Good one!
|
|
|
Post by Rancher-=Of-God=- (Ryan) on Aug 19, 2009 13:03:06 GMT -5
Hey...us dumber than dumb blondes have all the fun -
|
|