Senorita
Retired Clan Member 
Retired from AA as
Senorita-=Of-God=-
Official Joke teller ;-)plg%%249874%%
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Post by Senorita on Jul 10, 2009 20:31:22 GMT -5
Grandpa John was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared. "Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret of my success," he cackled. "I have been in the open air day after day for some 75 years now." The celebrants were impressed and asked how he managed to keep up his rigorous fitness regime. "Well, you see my wife and I were married 75 years ago. On our wedding night, we made a solemn pledge. Whenever we had a fight, the one who was proved wrong would go outside and take a walk." Bella  |
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Post by Reaper-=Of-God=-(Sam)† on Jul 12, 2009 12:00:16 GMT -5
Grandpa John was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared. "Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret of my success," he cackled. "I have been in the open air day after day for some 75 years now." The celebrants were impressed and asked how he managed to keep up his rigorous fitness regime. "Well, you see my wife and I were married 75 years ago. On our wedding night, we made a solemn pledge. Whenever we had a fight, the one who was proved wrong would go outside and take a walk." Bella That goes with the three key phrases a man must learn to have a happy marriage: - I'm Sorry; - I was Wrong; - It will never happen again...  Trust me guys, it works... Sam |
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Post by Peace-=Of-God=- on Jul 12, 2009 12:21:42 GMT -5
That goes with the three key phrases a man must learn to have a happy marriage: - I'm Sorry; - I was Wrong; - It will never happen again... Trust me guys, it works... Sam Hmmm ... wise words from our resident sage ;D. My own slightly more limited experience seems to indicate that saying #3 only works on the extraordinarily rare occasions that one can actually keep it from happening again ;D  . |
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Post by Reaper-=Of-God=-(Sam)† on Jul 13, 2009 7:59:23 GMT -5
That goes with the three key phrases a man must learn to have a happy marriage: - I'm Sorry; - I was Wrong; - It will never happen again... Trust me guys, it works... Sam Hmmm ... wise words from our resident sage ;D. My own slightly more limited experience seems to indicate that saying #3 only works on the extraordinarily rare occasions that one can actually keep it from happening again ;D . True, number three is the tough one. But I've found that saying it and then showing a sincere interest in keeping it from happening again is frequently sufficient to keep you out of the dog house. ;D |
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Post by Titan-=Of-God=-† on Jul 13, 2009 11:45:15 GMT -5
lets all agree. that no matter what we do. its always wrong.
and whos spreading this jib jab that exercise is important
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Post by Peace-=Of-God=- on Jul 13, 2009 12:53:14 GMT -5
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Post by Champ-=Of-God=- (Eric) on Jul 15, 2009 23:13:38 GMT -5
I found this in a story; thought some of you would appreciate this. I'll copy it right from the story. Please, would no one report this blatant breaking of the copyright laws (I think, at least).
"Yes hun, and a word of advice to you three. When you get a girl, make sure to always follow the three rules of a happy relationship with a female. Rule one she is always right. Rule two if you find that she is wrong, refer to rule one." He said before a pillow was thrown at him from Sara.
"And rule three if you find yourself winning an argument, apologize immediately!" He yelled as he ran out the door before another pillow could be thrown at him.
The other males in the room laughed but stopped when Sara gave them a dirty look, then smiled. "He's right...mostly."
Sara is the man that is speaking's girlfriend.
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Trust me guys, it works... 
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