Goodness
Former Clan Member
Eat Sleep Play
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Post by Goodness on Aug 7, 2009 12:47:43 GMT -5
A husband stepped on one of those scales that tell you your fortune and weight, and dropped in a coin.
"Listen to this," he said to his wife, showing her a small, white card. "It says I’m energetic, bright, resourceful and a great lover."
"Yeah," his wife nodded, "and it has your weight wrong, too."
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Senorita
Retired Clan Member
Retired from AA as Senorita-=Of-God=-
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Post by Senorita on Aug 12, 2009 11:01:58 GMT -5
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