Goodness
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Post by Goodness on Aug 8, 2009 14:15:57 GMT -5
Anyone seen this ? what can i say about the army  www.youtube.com/watch?v=Knu14TlvCQEwhat you think about it ? let us know and if you have stuff like this posted it  a joke a day will keep you young at hart ;D |
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Post by Goodness on Aug 10, 2009 7:43:39 GMT -5
At last no replies just views on my posts    ,don't worry i post it anyway ;D. We Are Sinking (German Coast Guard) (Berlitz Ad) special for my German friends ;D www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSdxqIBfEAwJoking Andy ,probably your English is much better then mine ;D. of course others feel free to post or reply  |
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Post by TheForce-=Of-God=- on Aug 10, 2009 13:25:49 GMT -5
Hey Danny, That was very funny indeed! I had seen the first one before but not the second one about "sinking." It reminds me of this old email forward, which you have probably seen already... New Language
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in plan that would be known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly,this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the"k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year,when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be ekspekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"s in the language is disgraseful, and they should go away.
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru! And zen ve vil tak over ze vorld!
Thanks for the laugh, Mark |
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