Post by Peace-=Of-God=- on Jan 21, 2005 12:56:43 GMT -5
Got this one today from one of the humor lists to which I subscribe, and I had to share it with you all:
Dear Marty,
I have been unable to sleep since I halted your engagement to my daughter. Would you be willing to forgive and forget?
I was much too sensitive about your Mohawk, tattoo, and pierced nose. I now realize motorcycles aren't really that dangerous, and I really should not have reacted so rudely to the fact that you have never held a job.
I am also very sure that some other very nice people live under the bridge in the park. Sure, my daughter is only 18 and wants to marry you instead of going to Harvard on full scholarship. That's fine with me; after all, you can't learn everything about life from books.
I sometimes forget how backward I can be. I was wrong. I was a fool. I have now come to my senses and you have my full blessing to marry my daughter.
Sincerely,
Your loving future father-in-law,
John
P.S. Congratulations on winning the lottery!
I have been unable to sleep since I halted your engagement to my daughter. Would you be willing to forgive and forget?
I was much too sensitive about your Mohawk, tattoo, and pierced nose. I now realize motorcycles aren't really that dangerous, and I really should not have reacted so rudely to the fact that you have never held a job.
I am also very sure that some other very nice people live under the bridge in the park. Sure, my daughter is only 18 and wants to marry you instead of going to Harvard on full scholarship. That's fine with me; after all, you can't learn everything about life from books.
I sometimes forget how backward I can be. I was wrong. I was a fool. I have now come to my senses and you have my full blessing to marry my daughter.
Sincerely,
Your loving future father-in-law,
John
P.S. Congratulations on winning the lottery!
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