Anybody else read [Dev]Pye today? LOL!

[Peace-=Of-God=-]

It seems a member of the AA DEV team decided to strike back at the idiot flamers and complainers in the official AA forum yesterday afternoon. What follows is the transcript of the flamers' gripes (in QUOTES) and [Dev]Pye's often hilarious responses to them. WARNING: Don't read this late at night, unless you WANT to wake up the family!. BTW, to quote Dave Barry, "I am not making this up!" -- it's straight from the AA forum (other than the editing for profane content on the whiner's part)!

___________________ BEGIN RUNNING QUOTE FROM [Dev]Pye ___________________

The biggest idiots are the devlopers for AA.
We had some serious problems with hackers and bugs.
Also the servers were extremly laggy.
What was their solution to this???

Oh, this is going to be good. I can tell already.

They release another updatefilled up with bugs.
There are even more hackers in the game now than before the update.
Its more LAG than earlier and what about the 15 honor?
Or nicks like UserName????? LOL.

I resent that, it's only half full of bugs. We've got room for plenty more! ;)

Now all you gotta do is shooting at their heads and a bit higher and its a headshot. I was just playing urban assault where a guy sat sniping in a window.
I just throw away a burst to get him to move so i could pass but what happend?
I have him a headshot and i didnt eaven have the aim on the window.

Quick! Make your time. Someone set us up the headshot!

What idiot would release another update to a game where its already filled with hacks and bugs?
The devlopers of AA would.
Adding more **** to the game when it already needs alot of work on the game running with less hackers and so on.

We were pressed for time and didn't have anywhere near enough time for all the bugs and hacks we had planned for this release. Maybe we can make it up to you in the next one!

As usual when something happens like autho goes down or something like that, it takes them a lifetime to get it back up.
The news: Always way old **** posted and nothin 99% of the players gives a **** about or doesnt already know anyways...

Well, to address the first part; I guess if it takes a "lifetime" then we all must be older than Methuselah by now. As for the second part; huh, what?!

This developers has had alot of time to solve the hacking issue now, but we see the result of what they have done latley.
Adding another map (nice one) but full of bugs and spawn nading.
It looks like this developers arent hired to do anything else than just add more and more **** to the game, without giving a **** about bugs or anything.

Look, if you can't figure out that when it's raining grenades it isn't time to go outside then there is just no helping you. Darwin lives!

Betatesters: What does it take to become a beta tester?
You gotta be blind and analfabet. PERIOD.

Do I really want to know what an "analfabet" is? I don't think so.

We wll looked forward to this update and hoped the game would become more clean but they failed that once again.
What are they gonna implement next time? B2's or F22's?
Or why not TANKS? I am sure it is going to be something more stupid.
BUT the game will be as it is right now, a bunch of hackers ruining all the fun.

Don't leave now! You'll miss out on the "laser throwing star Op-Force Ninja Monkeys" that we are implementing in the next version.

So here is my tip: Get new developers or get them to ask someone who KNOWS how to make a good game working.
Why should the state pay so much for this ruined **** when the responsible people for it seem to care less?

The state finds it cheaper to pay us to be game developers than it would cost to house us in mental institutions. Be thankful, Uncle Sam is saving money by doing it this way! Besides, do you know what it costs in pizza alone to keep a REAL development team in action?

Some people call it Americas Army, but i call it Afghan Army.
Its a disgrace for all the troopers who are out there risking their life for freedom and democracy.

Yes, I'm sure that our Soldiers in the field are crying themselves to sleep tonight because of a bug in the game. You really nailed that one right there. >wipes away a tear<

Another totally worthless update and this "game" will slip down bigtime on the rankings. The players are leaving the game every day cause of the developers keeps letting them down.
If i did a sucha ****** job where i am working, i would get fired long ago.

Would it be unreasonable to guess that you are not a high-school english teacher?

Simple facts are: The most populair weapon is the RPK.
Headshots on long distance with it is 90% bullox. Dont think its a good shot, its a bot behind almost all of those.

They are called "bullets", not "bots". That's what does the real damage. The "gun" just shoots them out going really, really fast.

You can also thank the polish and germans for almost inventing the hacking to AA. They were the the most common hackers till V2.2.
Now anyone can download it....If they suck bad enough so they need it.

Despite my Prussian heritage, it is almost impossible to restrain myself here. The humor-opportunities are practically endless. But is it worth insulting two entire nations to get at one man? I think not; NEXT!

Its like CS where you no longer were impressed if someone did a good move, now you just think it was a hack.

Yes, AA sucks because it has been ruined by hackers, just like CS. Wait, huh, what?! I thought it was the [Dev]'s you were faulting for suckiness. Now it's the hackers? Why don't you get your story straight. No! It's the Germans & Polish, no the [Dev]s, no it's Lech Walesa! Yeah, it's his fault!!!!

GAME RUINED!! I am uninstalling it again and not making another account.
Today there are so many better games out there so why play this wreck??

Apparently the belly-aching game is still fun though.

FIRE THE DEV'S AND GET NEW ONES

Awww man, it's back to selling Encyclopedia's door-to-door again.

____________________ END RUNNING QUOTE FROM [Dev]Pye ____________________

My only hope is that [Dev]Pye wasn't kidding about the "laser throwing star Op-Force Ninja Monkeys" for the next version" -- it would be nice to have a real challenge in the game!

[Missionary-=Of-God=-]

well, i guess the game is worth what he paid for it
what a whiner

[Blood (Dean)]

What are they gonna implement next time? B2's or F22's?
Or why not TANKS? I am sure it is going to be something more stupid.

Is it just me or would having tanks and B2 Bombers be sweet?

[Messanjah (Tyler)]

Blood-=Of-God=- said:

Is it just me or would having tanks and B2 Bombers be sweet?

It's just you! ;D ;D

Seriously, they'd have to completely overhaul the code to support B2's. Tanks would probably be easier to implement. Say, didn't I hear something about drivable vehicles in some patch?

[Grace]

That is Great I guess i will un-install AA as well. I meen with that all those Polish and German hackers running around. WHAT WAS THAT COMMENT. ROFL

[lotrsam0711]

ROTFL

When's the sequle coming out??? ;D

lol this reminds me of one time when I was playing a cardgame with someone:
Him: Man, I hate this game!!!
Me: Well then why are you playing it??
*Him shuts his mouth and playes his next card*
It was sooo funny