Post by Peace-=Of-God=- on Mar 16, 2005 11:06:55 GMT -5
A little-known pre-historical fact is that a caveman named Ugg is credited with the discovery that chicken was good to eat. One day, he was starving, but was too tired to hunt down a dinosaur, and he figured that the scrawny little white birds running around would probably be an easier kill.
He roasted his catch over his campfire with some salt and pepper and a dash of barbecue sauce. As he hunkered back to start eating the bird, his friend Thog wandered by.
"What Ugg eat?" Thog asked, pointing at the bird.
"Chicken", Ugg replied, and took a big bite of the drumstick in his hand.
Thog asked, "What chicken taste like?"
Ugg shrugged and replied, "Just about everything."
He roasted his catch over his campfire with some salt and pepper and a dash of barbecue sauce. As he hunkered back to start eating the bird, his friend Thog wandered by.
"What Ugg eat?" Thog asked, pointing at the bird.
"Chicken", Ugg replied, and took a big bite of the drumstick in his hand.
Thog asked, "What chicken taste like?"
Ugg shrugged and replied, "Just about everything."
