Post by Peace-=Of-God=- on Dec 29, 2005 1:52:20 GMT -5
As Mr. & Mrs. Jones are getting ready for bed one evening, Mrs. Jones stands in front of a full-length mirror taking a long hard look at her aging body.
"You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my hair is grey, my shoulders are hunched over, I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby."
She turns to her husband and says, "John, dear, please tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."
John studies her for a moment thinking about it and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, Anne, at least there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."
Services for John Jones will be held Saturday morning at 10:30 at St. Anselm's Memorial Chapel.
"You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my hair is grey, my shoulders are hunched over, I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby."
She turns to her husband and says, "John, dear, please tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."
John studies her for a moment thinking about it and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, Anne, at least there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."
Services for John Jones will be held Saturday morning at 10:30 at St. Anselm's Memorial Chapel.
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