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Post by Rancher-=Of-God=- (Ryan) on Aug 1, 2005 23:48:09 GMT -5
Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards.
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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that 1 out of 5 enjoys it?
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that, "I do" is the longest sentence?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money, called a broker?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one... or even oneteen?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps--so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
Why do overlook and oversee--mean Opposite things?
{EDIT: Im Sorry Peace for not editing it, I should of read them all}
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Post by techart27 on Aug 2, 2005 1:11:01 GMT -5
LOL
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Post by marcus on Aug 2, 2005 3:41:31 GMT -5
LOOOL
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Post by Princess-=Of-God=- on Aug 2, 2005 6:52:42 GMT -5
LOL
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Post by kenshee on Aug 3, 2005 3:04:39 GMT -5
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Post by Rainbow-=Of-God=- on Dec 25, 2006 17:35:54 GMT -5
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