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Post by ojf on Feb 9, 2006 23:38:57 GMT -5
One day after a sermon one normal Sunday afternoon a priest of a very large church stepped out of the church and flagged down a taxi. (unluckily for him the taxi driver was one of the worst in the world) He go in and told the driver where his house was and the car speed off. They were going around and the driver brought up so idle chit-chat when suddenly out of no-where the car spun out, and slammed right into a tree causing the car to explode killing the two occupants inside. Fortunately for them they had ask Jesus into there hearts as their lord and Savior. When they arrived at the gates of heaven God was there, welcomed them both, and in turn handed both of them a staff. The Priest received one of plain wood (most likely a type of cedar) and the taxi driver's being an intricately carved solid gold master piece. The priest thought about how unfair it was, him being a priest who every Sunday would tell others about the Lord, went up to God and asked him why his staff was so plain. God shook his head as if being asked how long it took him to create the world and just replied. Because....more people prayed in his taxi cab, then in your church.
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Post by rebelliouspuppet on Feb 10, 2006 8:10:19 GMT -5
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Post by Humility [Josh.] on Feb 10, 2006 18:16:46 GMT -5
ROFL! That's really good.
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Post by Champ-=Of-God=- (Eric) on Feb 13, 2006 14:25:26 GMT -5
lol, thats good.
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Post by Flight-=Of-God=-(Randy) on Feb 19, 2006 9:26:29 GMT -5
Good one!
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Post by sniper07 on Feb 19, 2006 9:33:50 GMT -5
Whahahah rofl! good 1!
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Post by FullArmor-=Of-God=- on Feb 19, 2006 17:26:53 GMT -5
I like it, great joke!
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Post by soulsaver on Feb 20, 2006 4:52:12 GMT -5
lol
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Post by ForChrist-=Of-God=- on Aug 6, 2006 23:00:11 GMT -5
Good one. I heard it before but it was a Swift trucklines driver. Good find bro. Bro Jeff a.k.a. [shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300] †_FC_†™[/glow][/shadow]
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Post by Armies-=Of-God=- {Josh} on Aug 12, 2006 17:06:51 GMT -5
Good one man I think it's true about some cabs
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