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Post by Peace-=Of-God=- on May 15, 2006 14:10:41 GMT -5
A tough old cowboy teasingly told his young grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning. The grandson did this religiously, and kept doing so to the ripe old age of 103.  When he died, he left 10 children, 32 grandchildren, 49 great-grandchildren, and a 65-foot-wide crater where the crematorium used to be! |
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Post by Jamie on May 15, 2006 14:12:09 GMT -5
whahahahaahah  Needed a good laugh ;D |
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Post by andrewbuddy12 on May 15, 2006 14:13:07 GMT -5
ROFLROFLRFOL!!!! He must have been a fat old geezer to hold that much powder! ;D |
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Post by Lantern-=Of-God=- (Adam) on May 15, 2006 14:13:36 GMT -5
ROFL That is amazing. |
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Post by executer on May 15, 2006 14:37:54 GMT -5
Quite funny exually:P
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Post by Dynasty-=Of-God=- (David) on May 15, 2006 16:27:10 GMT -5
LOL!!
Took me awhile to get it, but very funny when I did!
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Post by Dream-=Of-God=- on May 15, 2006 16:31:58 GMT -5
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Post by Strings-=Of-God=- (Bill)† on May 18, 2006 11:05:47 GMT -5
Oh no! I didn't think of that, that's what I do every morning.  |
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Post by ForChrist-=Of-God=- on May 18, 2006 11:13:16 GMT -5
ROFLOL  may he rest in pieces LOL  Jeff a.k.a. _FC_ |
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Post by Ranger-=Of-God=- on May 25, 2006 7:41:38 GMT -5
good one, had to read it twice before I understood  Oh no! I didn't think of that, that's what I do every morning.  hehe dont worry cremation isnt the only way! just be burried 
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Post by Senorita on May 25, 2006 16:55:50 GMT -5
lol Good one!
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