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Post by InnerFire on Jun 23, 2006 22:26:56 GMT -5
A man was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night, and led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong. One of the guests asked, "What's that big brass gong for?"
"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the man replied.
"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.
"Yep," replied the man.
"How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it.
"Watch," the man replied. He picked up the mallet, gave it an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "STOP IT!!! It's ten past three in the morning!"
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Post by Ranger-=Of-God=- on Jun 24, 2006 8:21:42 GMT -5
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Post by Shelter-=Of-God=- (Jon) on Jul 4, 2006 12:06:54 GMT -5
what?...i dont underst...ohhhhhhhhh...got it...  |
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Post by Champ-=Of-God=- (Eric) on Jul 4, 2006 12:07:11 GMT -5
lol
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Post by Called(Luke) on Aug 27, 2006 21:37:34 GMT -5
lol that was funny:)
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Post by Stripes (Rich) on Aug 30, 2006 11:42:59 GMT -5
Ouch, very ouch. That was a bad one. I liked it.  |
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Post by ForChrist-=Of-God=- on Aug 30, 2006 11:47:43 GMT -5
I must have been away when that one first came out. Too funny!  Good find Steven. Bro Jeff a.k.a. [shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300] †_FC_†™[/glow][/shadow] |
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Post by lethal on Aug 30, 2006 12:39:47 GMT -5
Heard it before on here I think. Still funny though.
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Post by Gardener-=Of-God=- on Aug 30, 2006 13:06:20 GMT -5
LoL, good post, Steve.  |
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Post by Dream-=Of-God=- on Aug 30, 2006 17:37:29 GMT -5
Yeah, gotta be on the lookout for those talking clocks. Clever, they are. Good post, Steve. |
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Post by Armies-=Of-God=- {Josh} on Aug 30, 2006 21:01:40 GMT -5
I wouldent like to be the guy on the other side of the wall lol....good find bro
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Post by Acolyte (Matthew) on Sept 2, 2006 19:09:00 GMT -5
Funnnnnnnny  I really got a kick outa that |
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Post by Goodness on Oct 18, 2006 1:52:45 GMT -5
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Good find Steven. 
Thanx Andrew 
