Post by enginerd on Jun 25, 2006 10:16:50 GMT -5
Okay, so this preacher is standing on the corner asknig people if they want to go to heaven.
He asks a young gentleman "Do you want to go to heaven?"
"Yes"
"Okay well go stand over there"
He asks a young woman "Do you want to go to heaven?"
"Yes"
"Okay well go stand over there behind that young gentleman"
He asks another young fellow, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
"No" he says.
The preacher replies, "You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?!"
"Oh" says the man, "When I die I want to go to heaven, I just thought you were getting a load ready to go now."
He asks a young gentleman "Do you want to go to heaven?"
"Yes"
"Okay well go stand over there"
He asks a young woman "Do you want to go to heaven?"
"Yes"
"Okay well go stand over there behind that young gentleman"
He asks another young fellow, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
"No" he says.
The preacher replies, "You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?!"
"Oh" says the man, "When I die I want to go to heaven, I just thought you were getting a load ready to go now."
