Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies

[Goodness]

-It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.
-A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

-If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

-Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.

-It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

-When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.

[pvtjoker]

heh great stuff. all true aswell

[Rapture-=Of-God=-{Mike}]

the ones I love is they have a fender bender in city traffic an dteh blow up like th etrucks full of C-4

Or they throw a grenade and It blows up a nearby parking lot full of vehicles.

Or how Rambo can take on the entire nation of Vietnam and escape unscathed, holding a 140 pound .50 cal on a bridge and wiping out an entire enemy encampment.

Just watch - Noone ever says goodbye when they talk on the phone.

I love the martial arts one- for sure.

They never have to reload...

They always{ToS violation}the shotgun, but a round never comes out.

They pull back the hammer on a semi-automatic double action pistol.

[Trammijuht (Priit)]

disciple said:

Or how Rambo can take on the entire nation of Vietnam and escape unscathed, holding a 140 pound .50 cal on a bridge and wiping out an entire enemy encampment.

They never have to reload...

These two are SO True Like... 10 round handgun fires 30-40 bullets and when Arnold Schwarzenegger is against 100 terrorists on a field without cover and he headshots 90% of them


Priit