Goodness
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Post by Goodness on Feb 26, 2007 4:40:51 GMT -5
There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it. I'll never forget the first time we met....although, I'll keep trying. I went to the cinema, and the prices were: Adults $5.00, children $2.50. So I said, "Give me two boys and a girl." I stayed up all night playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world . . . Perhaps you've seen it. One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, "Didn't you see the stop sign?" I said, "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read." There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... Eventually. I was in the first submarine. Instead of a periscope, they had a kaleidoscope. "We're surrounded." If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back? I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." I lost a button hole today. Where am I gonna find another one? yea yea i have to much time ;D
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Stripes (Rich)
Retired Clan Member
RETIRED LC MEMBER RETIRED as Stripes-=Of-God=-
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Post by Stripes (Rich) on Mar 1, 2007 17:13:27 GMT -5
There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. I'm loving it!
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Post by musicislife512 on Mar 1, 2007 21:55:36 GMT -5
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? I have not tried this but if I had a cat I bet I would be very tempted. Musicislife512
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