Post by Goodness on Feb 26, 2007 5:23:40 GMT -5
Things you can learn from your kids 
1 ... A 3 year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant
2 ... When you hear the toilet flush and the words Uh-oh, it's already too late.
3 ... A six year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36 year old man says they can only do it in the movies
4 ... A magnifying glass can start a fire even on an overcast day.
5 ... Super glue is forever.
6 ... Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
7 ... Always look in the oven before you turn it on
8 ... Plastic toys do not like ovens.
9 ... The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy
10 ... It will however make cats dizzy.
11 ... Quiet does not necessarily mean don't worry
12 ... A good sense of humor will get you through most problems in life (unfortunately, mostly in retrospect).
1 ... A 3 year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant
2 ... When you hear the toilet flush and the words Uh-oh, it's already too late.
3 ... A six year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36 year old man says they can only do it in the movies
4 ... A magnifying glass can start a fire even on an overcast day.
5 ... Super glue is forever.
6 ... Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
7 ... Always look in the oven before you turn it on
8 ... Plastic toys do not like ovens.
9 ... The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy
10 ... It will however make cats dizzy.
11 ... Quiet does not necessarily mean don't worry
12 ... A good sense of humor will get you through most problems in life (unfortunately, mostly in retrospect).
