Stripes (Rich)
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Post by Stripes (Rich) on Mar 5, 2007 21:26:17 GMT -5
The final word on nutrition...
It's not what you eat!
After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on nutrition and health:
1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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Goodness
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Post by Goodness on Mar 6, 2007 3:23:43 GMT -5
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Student
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Post by Student on Mar 6, 2007 11:47:48 GMT -5
I love that joke. I actually posted it here last year sometime.
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Post by Zilla-=Of-God=- (Mike) on Mar 6, 2007 12:06:08 GMT -5
ahhh, now for some ice cream ;D
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