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Post by Armies-=Of-God=- {Josh} on Jan 5, 2008 15:28:59 GMT -5
Their is only one chuck norris because if their were two of him and if two of his round house kicks connected it would end the universe.
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Post by Kendo000 on Aug 22, 2008 18:51:37 GMT -5
some people wear superman pajamas, superman wears chuck norris pajamas
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Post by Endurance-=Of-God=- (Ben) on Aug 22, 2008 20:41:51 GMT -5
This is from when Mike Huckabee was going for the Republican Nomination:
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Post by Glorifier-=Of-God=- on Oct 15, 2010 14:19:02 GMT -5
Chuck norris can gurgle peanut butter.
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Post by Champ-=Of-God=- (Eric) on Oct 15, 2010 21:53:32 GMT -5
All soldiers do the push up, but Chuck will make you frown, when he's in the prone, he pushes the Earth down. (Written in the form of "The Bearded Ninja" US Army marching Cadence (and one I really want to memorize).
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