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Post by hawkins on Jul 5, 2005 2:49:31 GMT -5
i love that movie to me thats an alltime classic
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Post by Dream-=Of-God=- on Jul 5, 2005 10:24:17 GMT -5
Hmm..since Wraith didn't add a quote himself, I think he wants another Indiana Jones quote..oh yes, he does. I'm full of them, too. That's my favorite trilogy of all time, barnone. I love it more than Star Wars, LOTR, and - believe it or not - even the Matrix. Indiana: "The Ark of the Covenant, the chest that the Hebrews used to carry around the Ten Commandments." Major Eaton: "What, you mean THE Ten Commandments?" Indiana: "Yes, the actual Ten Commandments, the original stone tablets that Moses brought down from Mt. Ararat and smashed, if you believe in that sort of thing..." [the officers stare at him blankly] Indiana: "Didn't any of you guys ever go to Sunday school?" ( Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark, 1981)
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Post by Senorita on Jul 5, 2005 16:04:40 GMT -5
Publisher: What's your problem?
Scott(I think this is the correct name): Umm, you. (The Love Letter)
Bella
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Post by Dream-=Of-God=- on Jul 6, 2005 0:18:24 GMT -5
[Note to everyone: go pick up a Styx album or listen to a Styx song.]
"Television. Television is the explanation for this - you see this in bad television. Little assault guys creeping through the vents, coming in through the ceiling - that James Bond stuff never happens in real life! Professionals don't do that!" Paul Smecker (The Boondock Saints, 1999)
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Post by Senorita on Jul 6, 2005 11:20:37 GMT -5
Ok, how about a really old one. (Lawrence is watching two people, a woman he's guarding and a guy that for some reason doesn't want her to go to her inherited castle, as they talk. He is leaning against something stuck on a wall. It breaks and the two people turn around) Lawrence: Excuse me, am I protruding? Bella
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Post by Dream-=Of-God=- on Jul 6, 2005 12:20:55 GMT -5
This one is long, but it's hard to cut it down to a few lines without people going "That boy's on drugs". So yeah.
Tommy: [After realizing he got on the wrong plane, arrives late] "My Dad said he had a surprise for me."
Richard: "Yeah, maybe you should've called."
Tommy: "I did call..earlier..using the phone."
Richard: "Earlier? When was that?"
Tommy: "Err..later..when then.. I..left a message."
Richard: "A message? What number did ya call?"
Tommy: "Two..four...Niner...five..six..seven.."
Richard: "I caaan't hear you, you're trailing off. And did I catch a niner in there? Were you calling from a walkie-talkie?"
Tommy: "No, it was cordless."
Richard: "You know what, don't. Not here. Not now."
Tommy Boy
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Post by Solace (Sean) on Jul 6, 2005 13:26:11 GMT -5
Dream, can't believe you like Tommy Boy. Personally it's one of my favs next to Dumb and Dumber..speaking of Dumb and Dumber....
Lloyd: "What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me...ending up together?" Mary: "Not good."
Lloyd: "Not good like one out of a hundred?"
Mary: "More like one out of a million."
Lloyd: "So your telling me there's a chance. YEAH!!"
Here's another good one from Tommy Boy
Tommy: "Wow, thanks Dad!" (starts looking at Callahan brochure)
Richard: "It's called reading...up and down, left to write, form words together as sentences."
And another: Richard: "My fellow nerdlings and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators and will have something for you....by..the end of..the day."
And one more
(Tommy and his new "brother" wnet cow tipping..heard gunshot, Tommy drops into some mud and then they are at a gas station cleaning of)
Tommy (while getting spraid with cold water): "I'm a maniac..maniac..on the dance floor, and I'm dancing like I've never danced before..."
Tommy's "Brother": "Did you eat paint chips when you were a kid?"
Tommy (Laughing): "He he he....why?"
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Post by Hammer-=Of-God=- (Matt) on Jul 6, 2005 13:39:28 GMT -5
(Butch Cassidy)"Quick jump off here" Sundance stares down the Ravine to the rather Shallow river below. (Butch)'No!' (Sundance)"Why not?" (Butch)'I Can't.. I can't swim.' Sundance Laughs uproarously (Sundance)"You can't swim! The fall will kill ya!" Butch Cassidy and the Sundance kid. 76 I believe
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Post by Solace (Sean) on Jul 6, 2005 13:50:26 GMT -5
Tommy: "Does this suit make me look fat?"
Richard: "No, no...your face does."
White Goodman: "In her home country of Yugoslovia her home town nuclear power plant team has won the national dodgeball championships five years running. She IS the deadliest woman on Earth..with a dodgeball. Ball me Blazer!" (Dodgeball... 2004)
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Post by Peace-=Of-God=- on Jul 6, 2005 17:56:19 GMT -5
Connie (Chazz Palminteri): Are you sure there was cash in that bag? Angelo "Snaps" Provolone (Sylvester Stallone): Yeah, Little Anthony stole it. Connie: If Little Anthony stole it, then he's got it. Snaps: No, you blockhead, he stole it, then he gave it back to me. Connie: Why did he give it back to you? Snaps: To buy back the jewels! Connie: What jewels? Snaps: The jewels he stole from me! Connie: He stole jewels from you too? Snaps: Yeah, so he could marry my daughter. Connie: Lisa? Snaps: Not Lisa, Theresa. Connie: How come nobody's ever met this daughter Theresa? Snaps: Because she's not my daughter, capiche?! Connie: Yeah. Your daughter's not your daughter, and the cash that used to be your jewels is now your underwear. Snaps: Now you got it! Connie: I got it! ... I don't even know what I'm talking about!
~ Oscar (1991).
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Post by Dream-=Of-God=- on Jul 6, 2005 18:17:50 GMT -5
Nice one Jeff! Good flick there. I'm going to use your format. Well, partially. Sgt. Pepper "Pep" Streebeck: "This guy knows God personally, I hear they play racquetball together." Sgt. Joe Friday: "Well, just go ahead and chuckle away, mister. I don't hear God laughing." Sgt. Pepper "Pep" Streebeck:[/color] "You will, once He sees your haircut." ( Dragnet, 1987 - the movie.)
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Post by Innovator-=Of-God=- on Jul 6, 2005 18:31:06 GMT -5
Peter Parker: "You don't understand! I'm not an empty seat anymore. I'm different! Punch me I bleed."
Spider-Man 2, 2004
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Post by Owl on Jul 6, 2005 20:16:11 GMT -5
Tommy: Brothers Don't Shake Hands! Brothers Gotta Hug!!!
Non Other Then - (Tommy Boy)
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Post by Peace-=Of-God=- on Jul 6, 2005 20:45:32 GMT -5
We're gonna do this my way -- no highway option!
~ Lt. Shane Wolfe (Vin Diesel), The Pacifier (2005)
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Post by Dream-=Of-God=- on Jul 6, 2005 23:01:57 GMT -5
I have yet to see that, Jeff. I'm going to rent it whenever I muster the energy to bike six miles to Blockbuster and back. Lol. Backpack and all.
Scott Turner:[/color] [Hooch won't stop barking at night; shouting] "What? What? What is it? What? If you're hungry, finish the hamburgers! Eat the buns! You're not thirsty, you're not touching the water, the orange juice, cranapple - what is it I'm supposed to do? Make you a Margarita? SHUT UP! SHUT UP! This has been going on for two and a half hours! BE QUIET!"
(Turner & Hooch, 1989)
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Post by Princess-=Of-God=- on Jul 7, 2005 6:20:42 GMT -5
Lexy (Lindsey Lohan) has just told Jack about her plan to find out what happened to their teacher, Mr. Walker. At this point they don't like each other. Jack says, "Look Nancy Drew, I think you've been sleuthing around the hidden staircase too long." (you have to know Nancy Drew books to understand this one)
And later in the movie they are in Brooklyn and Lexy with her East Side New York City sense of style says, "I feel like a store mannequin." To which Jack replies, "You mean like a dummy on display?"
From the Disney Channel original movie "Get a Clue"
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Post by Dream-=Of-God=- on Jul 7, 2005 11:20:05 GMT -5
I've seen that movie, Princess. Yes, I watch the Disney channel from time to time. I'm still a kid at heart. Ron Burgandy:[/color] [After Brian has put on cologne] "It's quite a formidable scent. It stiiings the nostrils. (Brief Pause) Brian, I'm going to be honest with you: that smells like pure gasoline." Brian Fantana:[/color] "They've done studies, you know. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time." Ron Burgandy:[/color] "That doesn't make any sense." Brian Fantana:[/color] "Well, let's go see if we can make this little kitten purr. Rawr!" ( Anchorman, 2004)
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Post by Owl on Jul 7, 2005 20:14:40 GMT -5
Willy Wonka: Chewing Gum Is Relly Gross. Chewing Gum I Hate The Most. (Willy Wonka 2005)
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Post by Hammer-=Of-God=- (Matt) on Jul 7, 2005 21:09:25 GMT -5
Ugghh.. Only movie I can watch with Johnny Depp is Pirates man.. *Shivers* Guy creeps me out..
"What happened to the Radar?" Dark Helmet (Rick moranis) 'Well sir it appears to ahve been Jammed' Radar operator Dark Helmet leans in close to the radar screen and grabs some of the jam off it "RASBERRY! Only one man would dare give me the Rasberry... Lonestar!"
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Post by Owl on Jul 7, 2005 21:14:24 GMT -5
LoL Hammer Johnny Depp's A good actor. He never looks/acts/or talks the same really in any of his movies.
Doug McKenzie: I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the force, you knob. Bob McKenzie: He saw Jedi 17 times, eh. Strange Brew (1983)
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