Senorita
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Post by Senorita on Jul 7, 2005 22:00:03 GMT -5
Unfortunately they couldn't do anything to fix your face. (Fantastic 4) I know it's not out yet but... Tomorrow it will be. Oh btw, have you gotten yours fixed yet, Dream. JK JK Bella
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Post by Dream-=Of-God=- on Jul 8, 2005 2:17:07 GMT -5
Oh, I'm sorry Bella..is it too handsome for you? I have that effect on most girls, what can I say...
Dante Hicks:[/color] [After Randal spat water into a customer's face] "What'd you do that for?" Randal Graves: "Two reasons: one, I hate when the people can't shut up about the stupid tabloid headlines." Dante Hicks:[/color] "Oh, come on!"
Randal Graves: "And two, to make a point: title does not dictate behavior. If title dictated my behavior, as a clerk serving the public, I wouldn't be allowed to spit a mouthful of water at that guy. But I did, so my point is that people dictate their own behavior. Hence, even though I'm a clerk in this video store, I choose to go rent videos at Big Choice. Agreed?" [Dante gives Randal his car keys]
Dante Hicks:[/color] "You're a danger to both the dead and the living."
Randal Graves: "I like to think I'm a master of my own destiny."
Dante Hicks:[/color] "Please, get out of here."
Randal Graves: "Oh, come on. You know I'm your hero."
(Clerks, 1994)
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Post by Innovator-=Of-God=- on Jul 8, 2005 8:33:33 GMT -5
Buzz: "Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals this weapon's only weakness. And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!" Woody: "YOU! ARE! A! TOY! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear! You're -- you're an action figure!"
Woody: "You are a child's PLAY THING!"
Buzz: "You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell."
Toy Story, 1995
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Owl
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I'm a drummer. I can count to 4 and repeat. F.K.A Chicken That Runs Like something or something.
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Post by Owl on Jul 8, 2005 11:31:49 GMT -5
Fantastic 4 came out today and I can't see it :crybaby: gotta referee school [Checking Johnny Storms Body temperature] Nurse: Wow! Your Hot. Jonny: Why Thank you. So are you! (Fantastic Four 2005)
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Post by Dream-=Of-God=- on Jul 8, 2005 15:56:46 GMT -5
Ace Ventura: "Captain's Log, stardate 23.9, rounded off to the... nearest decimal point. We've... traveled back in time to save an ancient species from... total annihilation. SO FAR... no... signs of aquatic life anywhere, but I'm going to find it. If I have to tear this universe another black hole, I'm going to find it. I've... GOT TO, MISTER."
(Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, 1994)
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Post by Dream-=Of-God=- on Jul 9, 2005 1:09:55 GMT -5
I know, I know..I'm breaking my own rule, but I had to post another one. At least it's from the same movie. Mr. Shickadance:[/color] "I heard animals in there, Ventura; I heard them in there this morning scratching around." Ace Ventura: "I never bring my work with me, sir." Mr. Shickadance: "Oh yeah? What's all this pet food for?" Ace Ventura: "Fiber.." ( Ace Ventura: Pet Detective)
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buckykatt
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Post by buckykatt on Jul 9, 2005 20:30:28 GMT -5
Yet another personal favorite. Also from an M. Night Shyamalan movie. (Surprise, surprise, surprise.)
Graham Hess: People break down into two groups when they experience something lucky. Group number one sees it as more than luck, more than coincidence. They see it as a sign -- evidence that there is someone up there looking out for them. Group number two sees it as just pure luck, a happy turn of chance. I'm sure the people in group number two are looking at those 14 lights in a very suspicious way. For them, the situation isn't 50-50. Could be bad, could be good. But whatever happens, they're on their own. And that fills them with fear. Yeah, there are those people. But there's a whole lot of people in the group number one. When they see those 14 lights, they're looking at a miracle. And deep down, they feel that whatever's going to happen, there'll be someone there to help them. And that fills them with hope. See, what you have to ask yourself is, what kind of person are you? Are you the kind of person who sees signs, sees miracles? Or do you believe that people just get lucky? Or look at the question this way -- is it possible that there are no coincidences?
Mel Gibson, from 'Signs'. 2002 (I recommend this movie highly. Not for the faint of heart though.)
I love the truth that M. Night has to say through his movies. I hope you all enjoy this, and think about it as much as I have. If you'll excuse me, I need to pack for camp.
See you all next week.
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Gravity (Mike)
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Post by Gravity (Mike) on Jul 10, 2005 1:38:40 GMT -5
"Amelia: I have to go. Viktor Navorski: I have to stay. Amelia: Story of my life. Viktor Navorski: Me too. "
"Airport Construction Worker: [watching Viktor build something on a wall they're supposed to be fixing] What's he doing? Karl Iverson: I can't ask him what he's doing. I'm supposed to tell him what he's doing. I ask him what he's doing and I'm gonna look like an idiot."
The Terminal~ One of my favorite movies!
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Post by Peace-=Of-God=- on Jul 10, 2005 5:50:28 GMT -5
Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart): Inside of us, we both know you belong with Victor. You're part of his work, the thing that keeps him going. If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life. Ilsa Lund Laszlo (Ingrid Bergman): But what about us? Rick: We'll always have Paris. We didn't have, we lost it until you came to Casablanca. We got it back last night. Ilsa: When I said I would never leave you... Rick: And you never will. But I've got a job to do, too. Where I'm going, you can't follow. What I've got to do, you can't be any part of. Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that. Now, now... Here's looking at you, kid.
~ Casablanca (1942).
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AnotherSchmoe (Ronnie)
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"Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you." Matthew 5:44
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Post by AnotherSchmoe (Ronnie) on Jul 10, 2005 7:04:34 GMT -5
(At Riker and Troi's wedding)
[speaking of his first officer] Picard: He's a stern martinet who would never, ever allow me to go on away missions. Data: That is the regulation, sir. Starfleet Code section 12, paragraph 4... Picard: Data... Data: Sir? Picard: Shut up. Data: Yes, sir. Picard: [to the wedding guests] I've waited 15 years to say that. [laughter]
(Star Trek: Nemesis, 2002)
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Post by Dream-=Of-God=- on Jul 10, 2005 12:17:34 GMT -5
Captain Miller:[/color] "I don't gripe to you. I don't gripe in front of you. You should know that."
Private Reiben: "Sorry, sir, but let's say you weren't a Captain, or maybe I was a Major. What would you say then?"
Captain Miller:[/color] "In that case, I'd say this is an excellent mission, sir, with an extremely valuable objective, sir. Worthy of my best efforts, sir. Moreover, I feel heartfelt sorrow for the mother of Private James Ryan and am willing to lay down the lives of me and my men - especially you, Reiben - to ease her suffering."
(Saving Private Ryan, 1998)
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Post by hawkins on Jul 11, 2005 21:05:08 GMT -5
Mr. Jones Sr: Look what you did! I can't belive what you did!
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
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Owl
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Post by Owl on Jul 11, 2005 21:53:30 GMT -5
Doyle: [searching Mask] Really big sunglasses, nerf ball... Cop: Bike horn... Doyle: Small-mouthed bass... Cop: Bowling pin... Doyle: Aah! Mousetrap... Cop: Rubber chicken... The Mask: Little to the left. That's it. Doyle: I don't know. Cop: Funny eyeball glasses... The Mask: I've never seen those before in my life. Cop: Bazooka... The Mask: I have a permit for that.
(The Mask, 1994)
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Post by Hammer-=Of-God=- (Matt) on Jul 11, 2005 22:05:43 GMT -5
Doctor Jones Sr. "I'm sorry son- they got us."
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Owl
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Post by Owl on Jul 12, 2005 13:40:24 GMT -5
I Have A couple quotes ;D all from Airplane! (1980)
Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital. Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it? Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
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Roger Murdock: We have clearance Clarence. Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector Victor? Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over. Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over. Tower voice: Roger. Roger Murdock: Huh? Tower voice: Roger, over. Roger Murdock: Huh? Captain Oveur: Huh? -------------------------------------------------------------------------
Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land? Captain Oveur: I can't tell. Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor. Captain Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure. Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess? Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours. Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours? -------------------------------------------------------------------------
[Captain Oveur is on the phone with the Mayo Clinic when he receives a call from Mr. Hammen] Captain Oveur: Get me Ham on five, hold the Mayo. -------------------------------------------------------------------------
Rumack: Mr. Striker, the passengers are getting worse. You must land soon. Ted Striker: Surely there must be something you can do. Rumack: I'm doing everything I can... and stop calling me Shirley. =========================================
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Post by Dream-=Of-God=- on Jul 12, 2005 18:06:09 GMT -5
Jimmy Tudeski: Oh no! Look it! Blanche!
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: Who's Blanche?
Jimmy Tudeski: Consuelo! Xerxes! Alert the others! There's been a tragedy!
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: Who's Blanche?
Jimmy Tudeski: This is Blanche. You killed her.
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: I'm sorry.
Jimmy Tudeski: Go home, Oz. Go home before something bad happens.
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: Something bad already has happened; Cynthia's been kidnapped!
Jimmy Tudeski: Blanche, put down in her prime...
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: He names his chickens! You name your chickens?
[Jimmy runs away crying]
Jimmy Tudeski: WAAAHHHH! Blanche! You're DEAD!
(The Whole Ten Yards, 2004)
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Post by Princess-=Of-God=- on Jul 13, 2005 7:27:39 GMT -5
Princess Mia- I can't beleive Parlaiment invited the guy who wants to take the crown to stay at the palace.
Queen Clarice- They didn't, I invited him.
Joe- I offered to have him strung up by his toes in the courtyard.
(Queen Clarice Smiles and shakes her head)
Princess Mia- Yeah, what about Joe's suggestion.
From Princess Diaries 2- Royal Engagement
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Post by Dream-=Of-God=- on Jul 13, 2005 17:20:12 GMT -5
Dean Keaton:[/color] "His name is Verbal. Verbal Kint." Michael McManus:[/color] "Verbal?"
Dean Keaton:[/color] "Yeah."
Verbal Kint: "Roger, really. People say I talk too much."
Todd Hockney:[/color] "Yeah I was just gonna tell you to shut up."
(The Usual Suspects, 1995)
A great movie.
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Post by Peace-=Of-God=- on Jul 14, 2005 14:35:55 GMT -5
SCENE: the initial interview between psychiatrist Dr. Leo Marvin (Richard Dreyfuss) and his newest patient, Bob Wiley Bill Murray). Leo: Are you married? Bob: I'm divorced. Leo: Would you like to talk about that? Bob: There are two types of people in this world: Those who like Neil Diamond, and those who don't. My ex-wife loves him. Leo: So even though you are an almost-paralyzed multiphobic personality that is in a constant state of panic, your wife didn't leave you -- you left her because she likes Neil Diamond? What About Bob? (1991)
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Squid (Chris)
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Post by Squid (Chris) on Jul 14, 2005 19:55:05 GMT -5
"I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A bird will fall frozen dead from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself" - G.I. Jane (taken from a poem by D.H. Lawrence)
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